A State Trooper pulls over this elderly woman. Upon examining her license & registration, he notices that she is in possession of a carry & conceal firearm license. Asking if she was packing heat, she said, "Of Course", and showed him a .45 in the glove box. "Do you have any more weapons ?" asks the Trooper, and she said,"Yes", and pulled out a .44 magnum from under the seat. Amused, he asks, "Any more?", and she pulled a .9 millimeter from her shoulder holster. The trooper, dumbfounded, asks, "Just what in the hell are you scared of, Ma'am ?" And she responds :"Not a DAMN thing."
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again!