Traveling salesman - The Firearms Forum

killbuck · 01-15-2012, 08:45 AM

One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love
to his youngest daughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he
shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.

The screaming salesman quickly took off for town to find a
doctor. He found one, but the physician took one look at the
man's perforated pecker and told him that nothing could be
done for him.

"Oh, please do something," begged the salesman. "I'm a rich
man and can pay you anything."

"Sorry, son," said the doctor. "There's nothing I can do.
However, there's a man across the street who might be able
to help you."

"Oh really? Is he a specialist?" asked the salesman.

"No," said the doctor, "he's a piccolo player. He'll teach you
how to hold it without peeing in your face!"

01-15-2012, 08:45 AM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	Traveling salesman One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun. The screaming salesman quickly took off for town to find a doctor. He found one, but the physician took one look at the man's perforated pecker and told him that nothing could be done for him. "Oh, please do something," begged the salesman. "I'm a rich man and can pay you anything." "Sorry, son," said the doctor. "There's nothing I can do. However, there's a man across the street who might be able to help you." "Oh really? Is he a specialist?" asked the salesman. "No," said the doctor, "he's a piccolo player. He'll teach you how to hold it without peeing in your face!" -->