This one is much better.. - The Firearms Forum

jstgsn · 06-30-2011, 10:22 PM

An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did, -- but I always wanted to.'

A crowd had gathered quickly and the gunslinger grinned and said, 'Well, you old fool, this is your lucky day, you're gonna' dance today,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector, in order to not get a toe blown off or his boots perforated, was soon hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet and everybody was laughing.

When the last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers back. The loud, audible double clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly. The quiet was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. He found it hard to swallow. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands.

The old man said, 'Son, did you ever kiss a mule's ass?' The boy bully swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'

There are two lessons for us all:
1. Don't waste all your ammo.
2. Don't mess with old people.

glens67 · 06-30-2011, 10:33 PM

OK that was Good Thanks
Glen

permafrost · 07-01-2011, 06:09 AM

Two very important things to remember!

Ed~ · 01-24-2012, 07:38 PM

Bwah ha ha ha!

Curtis R · 02-17-2012, 08:17 PM

i have got to remember that one!

BlackEagle · 02-17-2012, 09:02 PM

That's good.!.!.!

Brisk44 · 02-17-2012, 09:07 PM

I remembered it from the last time.

06-30-2011, 10:22 PM	#1
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,277	This one is much better.. An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?' The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did, -- but I always wanted to.' A crowd had gathered quickly and the gunslinger grinned and said, 'Well, you old fool, this is your lucky day, you're gonna' dance today,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector, in order to not get a toe blown off or his boots perforated, was soon hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet and everybody was laughing. When the last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers back. The loud, audible double clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly. The quiet was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. He found it hard to swallow. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands. The old man said, 'Son, did you ever kiss a mule's ass?' The boy bully swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.' There are two lessons for us all: 1. Don't waste all your ammo. 2. Don't mess with old people. -->

06-30-2011, 10:33 PM	#2
glens67 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Middleton, ID Contributor Posts: 951	Re: This one is much better.. OK that was Good Thanks Glen

07-01-2011, 06:09 AM	#3
permafrost Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Oklahoma, USA Contributor Posts: 1,771	Re: This one is much better.. Two very important things to remember! __________________ Stand and Fight

01-24-2012, 07:38 PM	#4
Ed~ V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: AridZona Posts: 171	Re: This one is much better.. Bwah ha ha ha! __________________

02-17-2012, 08:17 PM	#5
Curtis R V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: N.C. Posts: 289	Re: This one is much better.. i have got to remember that one!

02-17-2012, 09:02 PM	#6
BlackEagle Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,179	Re: This one is much better.. That's good.!.!.!

02-17-2012, 09:07 PM	#7
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: This one is much better.. I remembered it from the last time.