My take on Fluke - The Firearms Forum

Marlin T · 03-15-2012, 12:01 AM

19 cases 1000 count $3040

1000x19=19,000 condoms
365 days a year – 5 days for period per month= 305 days available for sex, X four years =1220 days.

19000/1220=15.5 times a day for four years. I guess the half was when, um, well, never mind.

I can not think of anyone outside of a hooker that would have intercourse 15 times a day.

"Apparently prices vary from girl to girl and are completely negotiable; the most attractive girl in the Ranch was charging thousands per hour; my girl would give me anything I wanted for $250. “

15x$250=$4575000

Who is really getting screwed here?
What a slut.

flyingtiger85 · 03-15-2012, 02:07 AM

Look at that stupid look on her face!!People are smarter than she thinks.Shes just a radical liberal activist with an agenda.I hope she has the same look on her face after the next election.People are waking up and pushing back against BS like this in my opinion.

Jerryboy · 03-15-2012, 02:52 AM

could we get some back story on this?

Alpo · 03-15-2012, 09:52 AM

This woman has, apparently, said that as a poor college student, she could not afford birth control. That "birth control could run 3000 dollars a year", and that could take the entire summer paycheck.

Because of this, she wanted free birth control. But, of course, that would only be "free" for her. We, the taxpayers, would be paying for it.

Rush Limbaugh made a comment or two about this on his radio show. He called her a slut and a prostitute.

He said that only a slut would be having sex often enough to use 3000 dollars worth a birth control in a year. Now, I hadn't thought about looking into volume purchasing, but was thinking a buck and a half each, at the store. Also did not discount "period days", but was thinking 365. So, 3000 dollars divided by a dollar and a half is 2000 rubbers. Divide that by 365 days and you get 5 1/2 times a day. Now, maybe six times in one day is not "excessive", but six times in one day, every single day for a year, seems like it would wear you out.

Then, since she is requesting "us" to pay for her rubbers, then basically she is requesting "us" to pay for her to have sex. A woman that gets paid to have sex is a prostitute.

This was Rush's thinking (at least, in the explanation he gave). Makes sense to me.

cycloneman · 03-15-2012, 10:04 AM

I think this is funny. WHAT MAKES YOU GUYS THINK SHE DOESN'T HAVE SEX DURING HER PERIOD? What makes you think her junk works correctly anyway? If she has been doing it that much she needs a fresh pack of roosters all the time. Why? Cause a woman like that would drive a single man crazy.

She keeps this up she is gona get a reputation.

jlloyd73 · 03-15-2012, 10:34 AM

It is simple math.......those guys she is having sex with are using 5 or 6 condoms at a time, forget just doubling up on a skank like that (loose and dirty)......

Alpo · 03-15-2012, 02:08 PM

This has nothing to do with the story, but jlloyd73's post reminded me, and it's funny.

National Lampoon story, years ago. The Secret Life of Clark Kent. They interviewed his friends, from Smallville High. Said that everbody back there knew about his powers. He was always getting into trouble 'cause the teachers would find him behind the girls' locker room. Not trying to peek through the window, like the other boys. He would just look through the wall.

Said he got Mary Lou Johnson pregnant while wearing 14 dollars worth of Trojans.

raven818 · 03-15-2012, 03:33 PM

Marlin T...don't forget to clear your search history, and cookies.

musclehead · 03-15-2012, 06:10 PM

I don't want to be cruel, but can I get a brown paper bag first?

raven818 · 03-15-2012, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by musclehead

I don't want to be cruel, but can I get a brown paper bag first?

Get two, just in case her's breaks.

76Highboy · 03-15-2012, 07:10 PM

I think the poor girl took a weed eater to her hair.

I guess she really did spend all her money on condoms because she obviously can't afford a hair cut. Poor weed eater. Dang, now she'll want the taxpayers to pay for her hair dresser too.

jstgsn · 03-15-2012, 07:41 PM

If she walks like a fluke, and talks like a fluke, and speaks like a fluke, she is a flaming liberal retard.

ory · 03-15-2012, 08:30 PM

After observing this fluke Fluke thing from it’s inception( Yes, I Listen to Rush Every Day) I would like to nominate Rush for a “Truth in Broadcasting Award.” He has described MS Fluke perfectly.

76Highboy · 03-15-2012, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ory

After observing this fluke Fluke thing from it’s inception( Yes, I Listen to Rush Every Day) I would like to nominate Rush for a “Truth in Broadcasting Award.” He has described MS Fluke perfectly.

D +1.

obxned · 03-16-2012, 05:08 AM

Not every sexual activity envolves a potential for pregnancy. She could engage in the one that the government does to us every April 15th, or one that would prevent her stupid complaining at least for a few minutes.

tcox4freedom · 03-16-2012, 10:20 AM

Maybe we could do the world a huge favor and chip in a few bucks each to have this girl fixed.

I have a personal friend that's a veterinarian that is willing to spay bitches for a couple hundred bucks.

Double D · 03-16-2012, 11:12 AM

Arff, arff

hkruss · 03-19-2012, 08:08 PM

First line. 'Parasitic flatworm'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trematoda

Pretty much says it all.

.

Marlin T · 03-20-2012, 11:26 PM

HK, now that is funny!
You guys make me laugh.

Raven, I use Firefox and have the "Clear history when Firefox closes." box checked. That includes cookies.
Its not good to carry around that kind of baggage.

raven818 · 03-21-2012, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin T

HK, now that is funny!
You guys make me laugh.

Raven, I use Firefox and have the "Clear history when Firefox closes." box checked. That includes cookies.
Its not good to carry around that kind of baggage.

Me too. I'm paranoid to the point, I clear my search history too. Daily.

03-15-2012, 12:01 AM	#1
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	My take on Fluke 19 cases 1000 count $3040 1000x19=19,000 condoms 365 days a year – 5 days for period per month= 305 days available for sex, X four years =1220 days. 19000/1220=15.5 times a day for four years. I guess the half was when, um, well, never mind. I can not think of anyone outside of a hooker that would have intercourse 15 times a day. "Apparently prices vary from girl to girl and are completely negotiable; the most attractive girl in the Ranch was charging thousands per hour; my girl would give me anything I wanted for $250. “ 15x$250=$4575000 Who is really getting screwed here? What a slut. __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<< -->

03-15-2012, 02:07 AM	#2
flyingtiger85 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Nevada Posts: 744	Re: My take on Fluke Look at that stupid look on her face!!People are smarter than she thinks.Shes just a radical liberal activist with an agenda.I hope she has the same look on her face after the next election.People are waking up and pushing back against BS like this in my opinion.

03-15-2012, 02:52 AM	#3
Jerryboy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 713	Re: My take on Fluke could we get some back story on this?

03-15-2012, 09:52 AM	#4
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,651	Re: My take on Fluke This woman has, apparently, said that as a poor college student, she could not afford birth control. That "birth control could run 3000 dollars a year", and that could take the entire summer paycheck. Because of this, she wanted free birth control. But, of course, that would only be "free" for her. We, the taxpayers, would be paying for it. Rush Limbaugh made a comment or two about this on his radio show. He called her a slut and a prostitute. He said that only a slut would be having sex often enough to use 3000 dollars worth a birth control in a year. Now, I hadn't thought about looking into volume purchasing, but was thinking a buck and a half each, at the store. Also did not discount "period days", but was thinking 365. So, 3000 dollars divided by a dollar and a half is 2000 rubbers. Divide that by 365 days and you get 5 1/2 times a day. Now, maybe six times in one day is not "excessive", but six times in one day, every single day for a year, seems like it would wear you out. Then, since she is requesting "us" to pay for her rubbers, then basically she is requesting "us" to pay for her to have sex. A woman that gets paid to have sex is a prostitute. This was Rush's thinking (at least, in the explanation he gave). Makes sense to me. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.

03-15-2012, 10:04 AM	#5
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,401	Re: My take on Fluke I think this is funny. WHAT MAKES YOU GUYS THINK SHE DOESN'T HAVE SEX DURING HER PERIOD? What makes you think her junk works correctly anyway? If she has been doing it that much she needs a fresh pack of roosters all the time. Why? Cause a woman like that would drive a single man crazy. She keeps this up she is gona get a reputation. __________________ Who are you going to serve today? Last edited by cycloneman; 03-15-2012 at 10:05 AM..

03-15-2012, 10:34 AM	#6
jlloyd73 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Contributor Posts: 1,931	Re: My take on Fluke It is simple math.......those guys she is having sex with are using 5 or 6 condoms at a time, forget just doubling up on a skank like that (loose and dirty)...... __________________ --------------------------------------------------- The only thing better than good family is good friends. J and D Lloyd Get ready...it's getting "real" and really fast!

03-15-2012, 02:08 PM	#7
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,651	Re: My take on Fluke This has nothing to do with the story, but jlloyd73's post reminded me, and it's funny. National Lampoon story, years ago. The Secret Life of Clark Kent. They interviewed his friends, from Smallville High. Said that everbody back there knew about his powers. He was always getting into trouble 'cause the teachers would find him behind the girls' locker room. Not trying to peek through the window, like the other boys. He would just look through the wall. Said he got Mary Lou Johnson pregnant while wearing 14 dollars worth of Trojans. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.

03-15-2012, 03:33 PM	#8
raven818 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jax, Fl. Contributor Posts: 4,423	Re: My take on Fluke Marlin T...don't forget to clear your search history, and cookies. __________________ Firearms and Salt Water Fishing Retired 42 Years LEO

03-15-2012, 06:10 PM	#9
musclehead V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: central florida Posts: 227	Re: My take on Fluke I don't want to be cruel, but can I get a brown paper bag first?

03-15-2012, 07:10 PM	#11
76Highboy Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Meridian, Idaho Contributor Posts: 6,949	Re: My take on Fluke I think the poor girl took a weed eater to her hair. I guess she really did spend all her money on condoms because she obviously can't afford a hair cut. Poor weed eater. Dang, now she'll want the taxpayers to pay for her hair dresser too.

03-15-2012, 07:41 PM	#12
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,270	Re: My take on Fluke If she walks like a fluke, and talks like a fluke, and speaks like a fluke, she is a flaming liberal retard. __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you.

03-15-2012, 08:30 PM	#13
ory Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Tecumseh, MO Posts: 12	Re: My take on Fluke After observing this fluke Fluke thing from it’s inception( Yes, I Listen to Rush Every Day) I would like to nominate Rush for a “Truth in Broadcasting Award.” He has described MS Fluke perfectly.

03-16-2012, 05:08 AM	#15
obxned Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,342	Re: My take on Fluke Not every sexual activity envolves a potential for pregnancy. She could engage in the one that the government does to us every April 15th, or one that would prevent her stupid complaining at least for a few minutes. __________________ Proud member of a North Carolina Committee of Safety "If we loose Freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the Last Stand on Earth!" Ronald Reagan

03-16-2012, 10:20 AM	#16
tcox4freedom Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: South Carolina USA Posts: 939	Re: My take on Fluke Maybe we could do the world a huge favor and chip in a few bucks each to have this girl fixed. I have a personal friend that's a veterinarian that is willing to spay bitches for a couple hundred bucks.

03-16-2012, 11:12 AM	#17
Double D TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Florida Contributor Posts: 8,059	Re: My take on Fluke Arff, arff __________________ I own a bunch of scary guns. You want em? Come and take em..... Liberalism is a serious, non curable, mental disorder... NRA LIFE MEMBER Oath Keepers Member NRA Certified Instructor 30 Yr CC permit holder.

03-19-2012, 08:08 PM	#18
hkruss Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mobile, Al. Posts: 1,092	Re: My take on Fluke First line. 'Parasitic flatworm'. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trematoda Pretty much says it all. . __________________ obama - "non gratum anus rodentum"

03-20-2012, 11:26 PM	#19
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: My take on Fluke HK, now that is funny! You guys make me laugh. Raven, I use Firefox and have the "Clear history when Firefox closes." box checked. That includes cookies. Its not good to carry around that kind of baggage. __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<