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Old 05-10-2012, 04:02 PM   #1
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Default Advantage of Being a Muslim

If you get a new wife, you don't have to change the picture on your desk.
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Old 05-10-2012, 10:20 PM   #2
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I like his beanie!
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Old 05-11-2012, 06:58 PM   #3
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nice call
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:14 PM   #4
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party animals of islam
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:24 PM   #5
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These two should be muslim.
Def. A two bagger. When you are afraid the first paper bag might brake so you place a second bag over her head.
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:26 PM   #6
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Had to post this to bring some balance to the world.
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:28 PM   #7
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This thread is toooo much!!!!!!!!! The first one is my favorite!
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Old 05-11-2012, 10:13 PM   #8
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The first one is your favorite? Good imagination, wonder what she's wearing underneath?

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Old 05-15-2012, 02:55 AM   #9
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Jack just proves the adage...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a woman in a burkha?

You could eat the bowling ball if you had to.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:56 AM   #10
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And another thing...

How do you know Cousin It in the first picture is a WOMAN?
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