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Old 05-15-2012, 03:07 PM   #1
lawdawg
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Default Dear Abby letter

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he
shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and
let our kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the
interest. Also, he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors
that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch,
to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills
even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with
Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and
the next he's with Muslims. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that
before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty
oath.... It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost



Dear Lost,

Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for
free, traveling the world, staying in very expensive hotels and having others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with this idiot for another year!

Signed,
Abby

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Old 05-16-2012, 01:52 AM   #2
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Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper.
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Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.
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