A very little person
A little person named Marie was at the doctor's office. She told the doctor "It hurts down there, especially when I walk".
He picked her up and set her standing up on the examination table. He lifted up her skirt and took a look. He then lowered her skirt and said "I'll be right back". When he returned to the room, he had a scissors.
He raised her skirt and went to work. Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor lowered her skirt and set her on the floor. "So walk around a little and see how that feels" he said.
Marie said " that feel great Doc, what did you do"?
The doc said " I just cut 2" off your cowboy boots".