Until today I thought I was a pilot - The Firearms Forum

savage170 · 05-24-2012, 10:42 PM

Ya think you have lived to be 81 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

johnnyehlers · 05-24-2012, 11:45 PM

Well I guess that settles it, I'm a lesbian too!

Appliancedude · 05-25-2012, 08:41 AM

Yep, I've been one for years

Old Grump · 05-25-2012, 10:21 AM

Got kicked out of the boy scouts because I was a girl scout.

05-24-2012, 10:42 PM	#1
savage170 V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: FL Posts: 385	Until today I thought I was a pilot Ya think you have lived to be 81 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian. -->

05-24-2012, 11:45 PM	#2
johnnyehlers V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: West Central Missouri Posts: 277	Re: Until today I thought I was a pilot Well I guess that settles it, I'm a lesbian too!

05-25-2012, 08:41 AM	#3
Appliancedude Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The true northern Cal Posts: 1,562	Re: Until today I thought I was a pilot Yep, I've been one for years __________________ It ain't broke it just lacks duct tape. The nice thing about opinions is everybody has one.

05-25-2012, 10:21 AM	#4
Old Grump Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin Posts: 2,286	Re: Until today I thought I was a pilot Got kicked out of the boy scouts because I was a girl scout. __________________ "When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil."~~- Thomas Jefferson Roman Catholic, Life Member of American Legion, VFW, Wisconsin Libertarian party, Wi-FORCE, WGO, NRA, JPFO, GOA, SAFand CCRKBA