Beware of Gay Nudists - The Firearms Forum

Diamondback · 05-23-2012, 08:04 PM

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, 'Beware of Gays. A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, 'Beware of Gays.' He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.

He bent over to read the plaque and it said, 'Sorry, you've had two warnings!'

geds · 05-23-2012, 10:14 PM

Didn't want to go there!

terryu1 · 05-24-2012, 05:17 AM

Ha, all the soap dishes in shower are on floor also I presume LOL. Good one.

johnnyehlers · 05-24-2012, 11:50 PM

??? Which way to the lesbian nudist club???

Appliancedude · 05-25-2012, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyehlers

??? Which way to the lesbian nudist club???

Count me in on that one

Little Rooster · 05-25-2012, 03:57 PM

OUCH!

05-23-2012, 08:04 PM	#1
Diamondback Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Silver City, Oklahoma Posts: 663	Beware of Gay Nudists A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, 'Beware of Gays. A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, 'Beware of Gays.' He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, 'Sorry, you've had two warnings!' -->

05-23-2012, 10:14 PM	#2
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Beware of Gay Nudists Didn't want to go there! __________________ "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

05-24-2012, 05:17 AM	#3
terryu1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NE Pennsylvania Contributor Posts: 1,248	Re: Beware of Gay Nudists Ha, all the soap dishes in shower are on floor also I presume LOL. Good one. __________________ ARMED INFIDEL

05-24-2012, 11:50 PM	#4
johnnyehlers V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: West Central Missouri Posts: 281	Re: Beware of Gay Nudists ??? Which way to the lesbian nudist club???

05-25-2012, 03:57 PM	#6
Little Rooster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Old Dominion Posts: 564	Re: Beware of Gay Nudists OUCH! __________________ "Far better it is to dare mighty things, than to take rank with those poor, timid spirits who know Victory Nor Defeat" Teddy Roosevelt