Old Men - The Firearms Forum

nffritos · 06-28-2012, 09:50 AM

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
'A WITCH? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW. TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER.'

aero · 06-28-2012, 11:38 AM

funnnnyyyyy !!!

geds · 06-28-2012, 06:48 PM

I think I saw her with Highboys' walker!

reflex1 · 06-28-2012, 10:19 PM

Which one geds?

geds · 06-28-2012, 11:08 PM

the one going out the window with his false teeth attached....

reflex1 · 06-29-2012, 07:34 AM

But wouldn't highboy been better off with the other one?

BlackEagle · 06-29-2012, 02:51 PM

Highboy has more than one walker? Could one be a Ford and the other a Chevy?

Mike1959 · 06-29-2012, 03:12 PM

did either have purple nail polish???

06-28-2012, 09:50 AM	#1
nffritos V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: reno Contributor Posts: 322	Old Men TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.' HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' 'A WITCH? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW. TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER.' -->

06-28-2012, 11:38 AM	#2
aero V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 228	Re: Old Men funnnnyyyyy !!!

06-28-2012, 06:48 PM	#3
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Old Men I think I saw her with Highboys' walker! __________________ "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

06-28-2012, 10:19 PM	#4
reflex1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Contributor Posts: 464	Re: Old Men Which one geds?

06-28-2012, 11:08 PM	#5
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Old Men the one going out the window with his false teeth attached.... __________________ "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

06-29-2012, 07:34 AM	#6
reflex1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Contributor Posts: 464	Re: Old Men But wouldn't highboy been better off with the other one?

06-29-2012, 02:51 PM	#7
BlackEagle Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,172	Re: Old Men Highboy has more than one walker? Could one be a Ford and the other a Chevy?

06-29-2012, 03:12 PM	#8
Mike1959 V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Contributor Posts: 187	Re: Old Men did either have purple nail polish??? __________________ Mike You've called down the thunder, well now you've got it!