Ed & Nancy

dons2346 · 07-02-2012, 11:18 PM

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf; I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker.."

Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

jack404 · 07-02-2012, 11:26 PM

i thought it was caused by stiffening your body before you hit the ball ..

BlackEagle · 07-03-2012, 06:34 AM

All lies and jests
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest

Simon and Garfunkle--The Boxer

geds · 07-03-2012, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackEagle

All lies and jests
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest

Simon and Garfunkle--The Boxer

QFE!

76Highboy · 07-03-2012, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by geds

QFE!

QFE?

BlackEagle · 07-03-2012, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geds

QFE!

As Highboy says,

QFE???

geds · 07-03-2012, 11:11 PM

Quoted for Emphasis

BlackEagle · 07-04-2012, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by geds

Quoted for Emphasis

Thanks for the clarification geds.

Scotland is known for its golf courses; Donald Trump is building one of his "world class golf courses" just south of our club range. The community sees it with mixed emotions.

I live just a few hundred yards from a popular golf course; have yet to get out on one, even though my grandfather was a keen golfer in the US.

JohnHenry · 07-04-2012, 07:22 AM

In the real world we call it "pasture pool" ......

geds · 07-04-2012, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnHenry

In the real world we call it "pasture pool" ......

Pocket pool is WAY less expensive, more enjoyable, and can be played in so many more places....Just sayin'

BlackEagle · 07-04-2012, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by geds

Pocket pool is WAY less expensive, more enjoyable, and can be played in so many more places....Just sayin'

Probably don't have to play it in the rain either.

Archie · 07-07-2012, 04:30 AM

Whenever I see a golf course, I always shed a quiet tear for the waste of a perfectly fine shooting range.

Fast Forward · 07-07-2012, 03:55 PM

As Al Chervik once said,,,Golf courses and Cemetaries are the biggest waste of Real Estate

07-02-2012, 11:18 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	Ed & Nancy Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf; I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!" Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker.." Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball." __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

07-02-2012, 11:26 PM	#2
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: Ed & Nancy i thought it was caused by stiffening your body before you hit the ball ..

07-03-2012, 06:34 AM	#3
BlackEagle Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,152	Re: Ed & Nancy All lies and jests Still a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest Simon and Garfunkle--The Boxer

07-03-2012, 11:11 PM	#7
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Ed & Nancy Quoted for Emphasis __________________ "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

07-04-2012, 07:22 AM	#9
JohnHenry Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Livingston county, Michigan Posts: 1,215	Re: Ed & Nancy In the real world we call it "pasture pool" ...... __________________ Freedom .... Is Never Free ! We need Term Limits .... Send the "Professional Politicians" home .

07-07-2012, 04:30 AM	#12
Archie V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hastings, Nebraska; the Heartland! Posts: 294	Re: Ed & Nancy Whenever I see a golf course, I always shed a quiet tear for the waste of a perfectly fine shooting range. __________________ Be at Peace; go forth, spread enlightenment and joy to all. Wear clean underwear and take a gun. http://oldmanmontgomery.wordpress.com/ for my thoughts...

07-07-2012, 03:55 PM	#13
Fast Forward Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Chaska Minn Posts: 529	Re: Ed & Nancy As Al Chervik once said,,,Golf courses and Cemetaries are the biggest waste of Real Estate