It's been so hot that . . . - The Firearms Forum

aero · 07-14-2012, 07:58 PM

.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
.....hot water comes from both taps.
.....you can make sun tea instantly.
.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.

.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?

.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

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skullfr · 07-14-2012, 08:31 PM

love it good stuff

aa1911 · 07-14-2012, 10:32 PM

no kiddin', man it's hot here! been mid 80's and even into the 90's last couple weeks, ouch. I guess we're lucky cause it's not raining but it's sure not the 75'F I'm used to...

Last few years it seems that summer is only about 7 weeks, 4th of July thru August and then back to rain and/or clouds for the year.

used to be May thru mid september, what gives?

JohnHenry · 07-15-2012, 02:16 PM

What gives ? ..... We're having Gore-bull Warming !

redwing carson · 07-15-2012, 03:48 PM

Hell it was so hot down in Salt Lake City, Utah yesterday that Dolly Parton was selling shade on State street.

geds · 07-15-2012, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by redwing carson

Hell it was so hot down in Salt Lake City, Utah yesterday that Dolly Parton was selling shade on State street.

Must've been to midgets.....

redwing carson · 07-15-2012, 05:01 PM

Hell no. Full grown men on their hands and knees trying to get to it.

Buckshot · 07-16-2012, 02:31 AM

Just sounds like an average summer day here.

07-14-2012, 07:58 PM	#1
aero V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 228	It's been so hot that . . . .....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. .....the trees are whistling for the dogs. .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance .....hot water comes from both taps. .....you can make sun tea instantly. .....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. .....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly. .....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car. .....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. .....you actually burn your hand opening the car door. .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M. .....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"? .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter. .....the cows are giving evaporated milk. .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. ` -->

07-14-2012, 08:31 PM	#2
skullfr Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Beaumont,Texas Posts: 902	Re: It's been so hot that . . . love it good stuff __________________ If Ya cant stand up stand out There is no atheist in a foxhole Psalms 144:1 Blessed be the Lord my strength,which teacheth my hand to war and my fingers to fight

07-14-2012, 10:32 PM	#3
aa1911 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 3,115	Re: It's been so hot that . . . no kiddin', man it's hot here! been mid 80's and even into the 90's last couple weeks, ouch. I guess we're lucky cause it's not raining but it's sure not the 75'F I'm used to... Last few years it seems that summer is only about 7 weeks, 4th of July thru August and then back to rain and/or clouds for the year. used to be May thru mid september, what gives? __________________ "Loud noises don't end gunfights.... well placed shots do."

07-15-2012, 02:16 PM	#4
JohnHenry Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Livingston county, Michigan Posts: 1,218	Re: It's been so hot that . . . What gives ? ..... We're having Gore-bull Warming ! __________________ Freedom .... Is Never Free ! We need Term Limits .... Send the "Professional Politicians" home .

07-15-2012, 03:48 PM	#5
redwing carson Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: western wyoming Posts: 734	Re: It's been so hot that . . . Hell it was so hot down in Salt Lake City, Utah yesterday that Dolly Parton was selling shade on State street.

07-15-2012, 05:01 PM	#7
redwing carson Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: western wyoming Posts: 734	Re: It's been so hot that . . . Hell no. Full grown men on their hands and knees trying to get to it.

07-16-2012, 02:31 AM	#8
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 884	Re: It's been so hot that . . . Just sounds like an average summer day here.