formal protest from the UMMA
I am speaking as a representative of UMMA-the United Movie Monsters of America.We are tired of those stinking zombies getting all the attention with the media and marketing.We have been around much longer and paved the way in horror movies.We deserve a fair share as we have earned it.Vampires and werewolves are far superior in intelligence and strength.Are you afraid you will be defeated.WE want more vampire and werewolf ammo.Hornady silver bullets.Maybe a weapon that shoots silver tip stakes.WE want to see nerf water guns with holy water refills.The stinking zombies even picked a lousy color-lime green.What a bunch of panzies.
We demand our colors remain traditional,earth tone,black and blood red.The freaking zombies even ruined our love angle.Our main 3 monsters,Dracula,Wolfman and Frankenstein were actually stories of love.How in the heck can you love a brain dead rotting corpse.Even poor Jason Vorhees loved his momma,but the fish ate some important areas of his brain.
Thank You for your time
I will see you in your dreams
If Ya cant stand up stand out
There is no atheist in a foxhole
Psalms 144:1 Blessed be the Lord my strength,which teacheth my hand to war and my fingers to fight