The pure truth as to mad cow disease...

[jjmitchell60]

You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.



This “TRUE” interview went as follows:



The lady reporter: I" am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.

Can you offer any reason for this disease?"



The farmer stared at the reporter and said , "Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"



Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"



Farmer: "Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"



Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"



Farmer: "I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ....



and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"







THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...