The pure truth as to mad cow disease...
You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I" am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said , "Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ....
and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...
NOT ON OUR WATCH
2nd Amendment to the US Constitution:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." --
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes Duty...