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Old 07-29-2012, 07:05 AM   #1
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Default Michigan Dept. Of Labor .....

The Michigan Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

FARMER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

GOVT AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

FARMER: That would be me.
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Old 07-29-2012, 09:29 AM   #2
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That is true for all small businessmen including me!
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And now we find out we didn't build it .......
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