21 Steps for becoming a Democrat

shooter4 · 07-28-2004, 09:35 AM

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
Federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't
teach 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to
teach those same kids all about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal
funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected
by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and
more affected by yuppies driving SUVs'!

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support
abortion on demand..

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt leaders of other countries,
start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good,
because it supports certain parts of the constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are
too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress"
and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic
system of governing that we've been subject to.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people
haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in
jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and
you would vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you
could).

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying
drag, transvestites and beastiality should be constitutionally
protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by
the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United
States.

21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who
protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far
more rights than the majority who believe in God and country
and want these values to be instilled in our young children

If you are locked in solidly to most of these beliefs -- you're
gonna be a big asset to John Kerry

IShootBack · 07-28-2004, 04:41 PM

heh, heh, heh

But true....

ISB

Marlin · 07-28-2004, 05:11 PM

Hits the nail on the head. It is funny but, oh so true.

That's what's so darned scary. These folks, all the Democrats, really believe this tripe.

wuzzagrunt · 07-28-2004, 05:59 PM

#22: You have to believe exporting American jobs to low wage countries is bad, but importing low wage workers to America is good.

07-28-2004, 09:35 AM	#1
shooter4 V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: PRNJ Posts: 272	21 Steps for becoming a Democrat 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding. 2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those same kids all about sex. 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs'! 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.. 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt leaders of other countries, start wars. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't. 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing that we've been subject to. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge. 18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you could). 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and beastiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States. 21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country and want these values to be instilled in our young children If you are locked in solidly to most of these beliefs -- you're gonna be a big asset to John Kerry -->

07-28-2004, 05:11 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: 21 Steps for becoming a Democrat Hits the nail on the head. It is funny but, oh so true. That's what's so darned scary. These folks, all the Democrats, really believe this tripe. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

07-28-2004, 05:59 PM	#4
wuzzagrunt V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 369	Re: 21 Steps for becoming a Democrat #22: You have to believe exporting American jobs to low wage countries is bad, but importing low wage workers to America is good.

07-28-2004, 04:41 PM	#2
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	Re: 21 Steps for becoming a Democrat heh, heh, heh But true.... ISB __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3 Last edited by IShootBack; 01-19-2013 at 06:42 AM..