......NOT TO HOME DEPOT!!!!!

[rooter]

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a
> new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
>
> At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet
> while she as waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish
> waiting on a customer.
>
> When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that
> faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'
>
> 'My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!' Mary
> exclaimed.
>
> Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie
> had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to
> find it.
>
> From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw
> for that hinge?'
>
> Mary yelled back, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'
> ;
> ... and this is why you can't send a woman to Home
> Depot
>
> "If you can read this, thank a teacher; since it's in English, thank a
soldier."