Gone to hell! - The Firearms Forum

carver · 08-18-2010, 06:46 AM

Nancy Pelosi, George Bush, and Harry Reid all die at the same time, and end up in hell. The devil tells them that since they are newley arrived they each get one phone call back to earth if they want it, but that these calls are very expensive. Nancy is the first to choose to make the call. After talking to her family for 15 minutes she hangs up, and the devil tells her that the charge is 1 million dollars, which she writes a check for. Next to make a call is Harry, and he talks for over an hour. When he is finished the devil tells him that the charge for his call is 6 million dollars, and Harry procedes to write a check. Finally George gets to make his call, and he talks for over an hour also. The devil tells him that his call will cost him $5. Nancy, and Harry hear this and begin to demand to know why George only had to pay $5. The devil explains that due to their hatered of America, and their free everything to anyone that doesn't pay taxes, that America has gone to hell, and that by the time George got to make his call, it was just a local call.

Marlin · 08-18-2010, 11:22 AM

Sadly, this is more truth than fiction !!!!!!!

199er · 08-18-2010, 03:15 PM

What Marlin said!!

08-18-2010, 06:46 AM	#1
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,538	Gone to hell! Nancy Pelosi, George Bush, and Harry Reid all die at the same time, and end up in hell. The devil tells them that since they are newley arrived they each get one phone call back to earth if they want it, but that these calls are very expensive. Nancy is the first to choose to make the call. After talking to her family for 15 minutes she hangs up, and the devil tells her that the charge is 1 million dollars, which she writes a check for. Next to make a call is Harry, and he talks for over an hour. When he is finished the devil tells him that the charge for his call is 6 million dollars, and Harry procedes to write a check. Finally George gets to make his call, and he talks for over an hour also. The devil tells him that his call will cost him $5. Nancy, and Harry hear this and begin to demand to know why George only had to pay $5. The devil explains that due to their hatered of America, and their free everything to anyone that doesn't pay taxes, that America has gone to hell, and that by the time George got to make his call, it was just a local call. __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old. -->

08-18-2010, 11:22 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Gone to hell! Sadly, this is more truth than fiction !!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

08-18-2010, 03:15 PM	#3
199er Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Columbia SC Posts: 627	Re: Gone to hell! What Marlin said!!