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03-02-2003, 01:45 PM

oneknight
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(9/19/01 3:36:55 pm)
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A kindergarten class was given an assignment to find something exciting to talk about the following day.

When the time came to present what they had found, the first
little boy called upon, walked to the front of the class and
with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the black
board and returned to his seat.

The teacher asked him what it was.

"It's a period", said the little boy. The teacher said, "what's
so exciting about a little 'ole period."

"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning
my 15 year old sister was missing one...my Daddy had a
heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door
shot himself, so there must be something exciting about
it".....

Winter11
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(9/19/01 3:40:33 pm)
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SO CUTE....

FUNNY....

oneknight
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Posts: 1969
(9/19/01 3:45:20 pm)
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Sorry Gang, thought I was posting this under Jokes VII.

Okay...Okay,......... so I made ONE mistake! LOL!

Let me try this again! Stay tuned.....

homer4
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(9/19/01 6:32:41 pm)
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Another Hahahahahahaha! Donna!, it's been awhile since hearing it but is still just as funny this time around.

Another funny is that you speak of making ONE mistake, well this is the scond...in that you didn't place this in Jokes VII as everyone was instructed to.

We'll call a meeting and decide what is to be your punishment.
...and two hard boiled eggs.

oneknight
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(9/19/01 7:08:49 pm)
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Bring it on, BIG BOY!!!!!!!! LOL!

03-02-2003, 01:45 PM	#1
Guest Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	......................... oneknight Moderator Posts: 1967 (9/19/01 3:36:55 pm) \| Del All ......................... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A kindergarten class was given an assignment to find something exciting to talk about the following day. When the time came to present what they had found, the first little boy called upon, walked to the front of the class and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the black board and returned to his seat. The teacher asked him what it was. "It's a period", said the little boy. The teacher said, "what's so exciting about a little 'ole period." "Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my 15 year old sister was missing one...my Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself, so there must be something exciting about it"..... Winter11 V.I.P. Member Posts: 251 (9/19/01 3:40:33 pm) \| Del Re: ......................... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SO CUTE.... FUNNY.... oneknight Moderator Posts: 1969 (9/19/01 3:45:20 pm) \| Del Re: ......................... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry Gang, thought I was posting this under Jokes VII. Okay...Okay,......... so I made ONE mistake! LOL! Let me try this again! Stay tuned..... homer4 Moderator Posts: 1574 (9/19/01 6:32:41 pm) \| Del Re: ......................... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another Hahahahahahaha! Donna!, it's been awhile since hearing it but is still just as funny this time around. Another funny is that you speak of making ONE mistake, well this is the scond...in that you didn't place this in Jokes VII as everyone was instructed to. We'll call a meeting and decide what is to be your punishment. ...and two hard boiled eggs. oneknight Moderator Posts: 1973 (9/19/01 7:08:49 pm) \| Del Re: ......................... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bring it on, BIG BOY!!!!!!!! LOL! -->