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04-19-2006, 10:41 AM
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Texas Air Control Tower
Dallas ATC: Tower to Saudi Air 911m you are clear to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!" Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!" Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOI NG IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! !! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts! Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?. 
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04-19-2006, 10:44 AM
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04-19-2006, 11:56 AM
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04-19-2006, 12:03 PM
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04-19-2006, 09:36 PM
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