Mohammed - The Firearms Forum

358 winchester · 07-03-2009, 04:02 PM

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very
excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of He aven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks ..

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up And he points to a
ladder that rises into the clouds ..

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room
where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher
still.

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the
ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets
another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You
will find Mohammed higher up.

Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs,
ever higher Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath
from all his climbing. 'No, my son. I am God. But you look
exhausted..Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes, please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and
Calls out: ' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

Nighthawk · 07-03-2009, 04:25 PM

doug66 · 07-03-2009, 05:05 PM

Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insulation Tim · 07-03-2009, 05:11 PM

Isn't this the kind of joke that puts a "Death Tag" over your head by all of the crazies?

Just call the Forumites and will set up a defensive perimeter for you.

Good joke BTW.

FTK87 · 07-04-2009, 11:25 AM

that is a good one!

dbrodin · 07-04-2009, 12:57 PM

Not satisfied with being on all of the local lists, you want to be on theirs too?

07-03-2009, 04:02 PM	#1
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Mohammed A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of He aven, he meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks .. 'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds .. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still. Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up. Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted..Would you like a coffee?' 'Yes, please, my Lord' God looks behind him, claps his hands and Calls out: ' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!' __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand? -->

07-03-2009, 04:25 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Mohammed __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

07-03-2009, 05:05 PM	#3
doug66 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 538	Re: Mohammed Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-03-2009, 05:11 PM	#4
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,298	Re: Mohammed Isn't this the kind of joke that puts a "Death Tag" over your head by all of the crazies? Just call the Forumites and will set up a defensive perimeter for you. Good joke BTW. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

07-04-2009, 11:25 AM	#5
FTK87 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chouteau, Oklahoma Posts: 481	Re: Mohammed that is a good one!

07-04-2009, 12:57 PM	#6
dbrodin V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Duluth MN Posts: 426	Re: Mohammed Not satisfied with being on all of the local lists, you want to be on theirs too?