Drinking With Immigrants - The Firearms Forum

dons2346 · 05-03-2010, 05:51 PM

A Mexican, an Arab, and a hot gorgeous blond girl from Payson, Az. Are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The blond girl from Payson, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

'God Bless America'

jack404 · 05-03-2010, 06:30 PM

i liike the girl !!

send her to Australia

i'll take her drinking

wpage · 05-03-2010, 06:33 PM

Will buy her a beer...

Eddie N · 05-03-2010, 06:41 PM

Gonna have to visit Payson and find that girl!

gaowlpoop · 05-05-2010, 03:57 PM

Well said!

05-03-2010, 05:51 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,432	Drinking With Immigrants A Mexican, an Arab, and a hot gorgeous blond girl from Payson, Az. Are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The blond girl from Payson, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' 'God Bless America' __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

05-03-2010, 06:30 PM	#2
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: Drinking With Immigrants i liike the girl !! send her to Australia i'll take her drinking

05-03-2010, 06:33 PM	#3
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: Drinking With Immigrants Will buy her a beer... __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W

05-03-2010, 06:41 PM	#4
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: Drinking With Immigrants Gonna have to visit Payson and find that girl! __________________ September 11, 2001 Hope and Change: I hope there's some change left in my paycheck! 2012: Saying good bye to my paycheck.

05-05-2010, 03:57 PM	#5
gaowlpoop V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Middle Georgia Posts: 162	Re: Drinking With Immigrants Well said! __________________ Steven The "news media" has ceased being the watch dog of the people and has become the apologist for an irresponsible government.