The mailman was delivering the mail one cold December day - The Firearms Forum

hoser1 · 06-21-2006, 02:30 PM

and at one house, the door opened and this georgeous blonde cutie was standing there in a sheer negligee and once he discovered she had a face he heard her asking if he was in a hurry. "Not at all" was his reply. She said, "Come on in and I'll fix you breakfast." Turning her down never entered his mind.
While he was eating his breakfast, she managed to give him a few leg shots and let him look down her top a few times so by the time he was done, he was also ready. She led him back to the bedroom and turned him every which way but loose. As he was walking out the door, she said, "Oh, look in my purse on the dresser, there's a dollar in there for you." He said, "I don't understand."
She said, "I told my husband that you'd been our mailman for a long time and asked him what we could get you for Christmas and he said, "Screw him ,give him a dollar." Breakfast was my idea."

Bruce FLinch · 06-21-2006, 09:43 PM

Merry Christmas!

southernshooter · 06-21-2006, 09:45 PM

06-21-2006, 02:30 PM	#1
hoser1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ark-La-Tex Posts: 271	The mailman was delivering the mail one cold December day and at one house, the door opened and this georgeous blonde cutie was standing there in a sheer negligee and once he discovered she had a face he heard her asking if he was in a hurry. "Not at all" was his reply. She said, "Come on in and I'll fix you breakfast." Turning her down never entered his mind. While he was eating his breakfast, she managed to give him a few leg shots and let him look down her top a few times so by the time he was done, he was also ready. She led him back to the bedroom and turned him every which way but loose. As he was walking out the door, she said, "Oh, look in my purse on the dresser, there's a dollar in there for you." He said, "I don't understand." She said, "I told my husband that you'd been our mailman for a long time and asked him what we could get you for Christmas and he said, "Screw him ,give him a dollar." Breakfast was my idea." -->

06-21-2006, 09:43 PM	#2
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: The mailman was delivering the mail one cold December day Merry Christmas! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

06-21-2006, 09:45 PM	#3
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: The mailman was delivering the mail one cold December day __________________ Only you can see this