Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? - The Firearms Forum

Just One Shot · 07-24-2009, 01:23 PM

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 45 cal. ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..

What do you do?

.................................................. ..........

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's
Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

.................................................. ..................

Republican's
Answer:

BANG!

.................................................. ............

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist.

Suwannee Tim · 07-24-2009, 02:45 PM

By this test I am a Republican. I try to make do with one shot where possible.

45nut · 07-24-2009, 03:21 PM

Redneck

kutaho · 07-24-2009, 03:59 PM

Guess i'm a Redneck

and darned proud of it

glocknut · 07-24-2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suwannee Tim

By this test I am a Republican. I try to make do with one shot where possible.

Only one shot opens up the possibility that the buger will survive to lie thru his teeth about who started what.... and that's da truth!!!

mike
gn

Mosin_Nagant_Fan · 07-24-2009, 04:31 PM

I'm....conservative:

Quote:

BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Double D · 07-24-2009, 04:32 PM

Dang sure not the first one....probably leaning red....

Big ugly · 07-24-2009, 04:42 PM

I'd go red-neck but it be

Bang-left kneecap
Bang-right Kneecap

Bang- right hand
Bang- left hand

Bang-left shoulder
Bang-right shoulder

Bangbangbangbang, Crotch

goes to the truck

BOOM head

kutaho · 07-24-2009, 04:45 PM

[QUOTE=Big ugly;480270]I'd go red-neck but it be

Bang-left kneecap
Bang-right Kneecap

Bang- right hand
Bang- left hand

Bang-left shoulder
Bang-right shoulder

Bangbangbangbang, Crotch

goes to the truck

Boom head

thats what i was thinking.

Suwannee Tim · 07-24-2009, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glocknut

Only one shot opens up the possibility that the buger will survive to lie thru his teeth about who started what.... and that's da truth!!!

mike
gn

I recommend you shoot the booger as many times as it takes.

For me, that be once.

Most of the time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big ugly

Bangbangbangbang, Crotch

An ex-girlfriend once shot an intruder with a Star PD in the crotch then called me, I arrived before the LEOs. The dude looked to me like he was bleeding to death which was fine. I never heard such a hollering commotion. Turned out he was shot just above the family jewels and had a broken pelvis. This was a case where a follow-up shot would have been appropriate. We broke up in the middle of her training, between the one-shot part and the shot-placement part, she never got the coup de gras lesson.

For the record I've never shot a person, a bunch of other stuff though, I try to get by with one shot. It impresses the LEOs when you do it with one shot, that I can say for sure. Half of them can't hit the barn with a baseball bat and they are powerful impressed by someone who can.

FTK87 · 07-24-2009, 05:24 PM

And r is for..... REDNECK

Lotsdragon · 07-24-2009, 05:25 PM

redneck

and they were silvertips

DogRanger · 07-24-2009, 08:26 PM

Yup Redneck.....

Maximilian II · 07-25-2009, 03:43 AM

Redneck.
Wife's embarassed that she's a Dem but glad (as always) I'm a redneck.
But then she's ex-LE and still feels like she has more restrictions on her in a shoot/no shoot situation.
Even after 12+ years.

358 winchester · 07-25-2009, 06:15 AM

The wife would push me to the side and yell
"I GOT HIM" then we would argue about whos rounds hit where
So I guess that makes us a REDNECK COUPLE

carver · 07-25-2009, 08:57 AM

Redneck forever!!!!!!!!

durk · 07-25-2009, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carver

Redneck forever!!!!!!!!

I think me too.

carver · 07-25-2009, 09:25 AM

I even mow my drive!

As Jeff Foxworthy says, "If you mow your drive, you just might be a redneck". I are one!

cjh7819 · 07-25-2009, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big ugly

I'd go red-neck but it be

Bang-left kneecap
Bang-right Kneecap

Bang- right hand
Bang- left hand

Bang-left shoulder
Bang-right shoulder

Bangbangbangbang, Crotch

goes to the truck

BOOM head

Good Idea. You just have to keep him alive long enough to tell him that all the bullets that hit him were dipped in pig blood and he won't be going to heaven or get them virgins then BOOM.

kutaho · 07-26-2009, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjh7819

Good Idea. You just have to keep him alive long enough to tell him that all the bullets that hit him were dipped in pig blood and he won't be going to heaven or get them virgins then BOOM.

Yer bad

Mr. Nameless · 07-26-2009, 05:49 PM

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

Wife: I though it was my turn?
Son: Daddy he's still moving.

BANG!

Son: Okay.
Daughter: Hey where did you get my gun?

Appliancedude · 07-29-2009, 12:51 AM

I guess i'm only part redneck. After reloading I would be looking for the next target, err I mean threat.

swanshot · 07-29-2009, 06:10 AM

When asked why she shot him six times, she said "because when I pulled the trigger the seventh time it went click"

glocknut · 07-30-2009, 03:45 AM

Cha Ching...

mike
gn

dew38 · 08-04-2009, 08:10 PM

redneck am i

07-24-2009, 01:23 PM	#1
Just One Shot V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 432	Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 45 cal. ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.. What do you do? .................................................. .......... THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. .................................................. .................. Republican's Answer: BANG! .................................................. ............ Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist. -->

07-24-2009, 02:45 PM	#2
Suwannee Tim Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,227	Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? By this test I am a Republican. I try to make do with one shot where possible.

07-24-2009, 03:21 PM	#3
45nut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,428	Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Redneck __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Shane Nemo me impune lacesset We recall the case of the Shoshone war band which showed up complete with one 30-30 rifle per man the week after Pearl Harbor, and simply wanted to have the enemy pointed out to them. "We hear there's a war going on and we want to go fight it." Jeff Cooper *KCCO*

07-24-2009, 03:59 PM	#4
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Guess i'm a Redneck and darned proud of it __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

07-24-2009, 04:32 PM	#7
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07-24-2009, 04:42 PM	#8
Big ugly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Knoxville Tennessee Contributor Posts: 2,603	Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? I'd go red-neck but it be Bang-left kneecap Bang-right Kneecap Bang- right hand Bang- left hand Bang-left shoulder Bang-right shoulder Bangbangbangbang, Crotch goes to the truck BOOM head __________________ "You say the Devil made do it with a smile. Raisin' hell and howlin at the moon. Well I'm gonna put your @$$ back in line. I'm gonna scare the Devil out of you." BlackBerry Smoke Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R513dA4peMg Nothing is "proof" against a truly talented fool. Swanshot

07-24-2009, 04:45 PM	#9
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? [QUOTE=Big ugly;480270]I'd go red-neck but it be Bang-left kneecap Bang-right Kneecap Bang- right hand Bang- left hand Bang-left shoulder Bang-right shoulder Bangbangbangbang, Crotch goes to the truck Boom head thats what i was thinking. __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin Last edited by kutaho; 07-24-2009 at 04:48 PM..

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carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,268	Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? I even mow my drive! As Jeff Foxworthy says, "If you mow your drive, you just might be a redneck". I are one! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

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Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) Wife: I though it was my turn? Son: Daddy he's still moving. BANG! Son: Okay. Daughter: Hey where did you get my gun? __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough

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