Something about Prepositions
SOMETHING ABOUT PREPOSITIONS?
Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American
Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it
once a year.
All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has
to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work
again for another year."
Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts
on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to
her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than any time in his
life ... just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing
away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"
And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.