MY BUILDING PERMIT...
I just applied for a building permit. I called it my new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim.
The City Council told me "No way!"
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
.........Work starts on Monday...