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07-02-2009, 03:22 PM
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Abe Lincoln
As a bartender I see many different walks of life.
A guy came in the bar last week dressed like Abe Lincoln. I asked, Going to a costume party? He said Yes, I was told to dress like my last sexual experience. A little confused I asked, if the dress is supposed to represent your last sexual experience why Abe Lincoln? He said My last 4 scores were 7 years ago!
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07-02-2009, 03:25 PM
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Re: Abe Lincoln
 You've got a twisted sense of humor JUNK, I like it !!
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07-02-2009, 04:11 PM
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Re: Abe Lincoln
That's great!!!
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07-02-2009, 05:13 PM
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Re: Abe Lincoln
LOL!
Good one! I was expecting You can fool all of the people some of the time. You can fool some of the people all of the time. But you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
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