ONE-A-DAY-JOKES

high2fly
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(7/25/01 6:59:49 am)
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The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around Her
bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to
drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the
kitchen. Remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous
Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother
drank a little, then a little more, then before they knew it, she had
drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother, Mother" the nuns
cried, "Give us some wisdom before you die!" She raised herself up in bed
with a pious look on her face and pointing out the window, she said,
"Don't sell that cow!"

TShooters
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Posts: 433
(7/25/01 9:29:31 am)
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Good one, Chief!

Sharon