Why I'm so tired - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 03-10-2006, 06:22 AM

Subject: Why I'm so tired

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why...

The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and somebody else.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

inplanotx · 03-10-2006, 07:04 AM

Gudun GF. Looks like you're getting your form back. Hope all is well!

muley · 03-10-2006, 07:32 AM

SouthernMoss · 03-10-2006, 08:31 AM

Marlin · 03-10-2006, 08:57 AM

pickenup · 03-10-2006, 12:00 PM

I'm reading..........your writing........no one is working.

03-10-2006, 06:22 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Why I'm so tired Subject: Why I'm so tired For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why... The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and somebody else. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

03-10-2006, 07:04 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Why I'm so tired Gudun GF. Looks like you're getting your form back. Hope all is well! __________________

03-10-2006, 07:32 AM	#3
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Re: Why I'm so tired __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning.

03-10-2006, 08:31 AM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Why I'm so tired __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

03-10-2006, 08:57 AM	#5
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Why I'm so tired Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-10-2006, 12:00 PM	#6
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: Why I'm so tired I'm reading..........your writing........no one is working. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine