Gun toteing Redneck!!! - The Firearms Forum

Big ugly · 02-28-2009, 10:58 AM

So my wife and I go to the grocery this morning and while my wife was looking at her Female items, I walked over to the the magazine rack and was flipping throught the pages of American Handloader, when this Yuppie Blueblood Socialite who looked like she was bottle fed from a sour pickle called me a "A Typical Gun Toteing Redneck"

Now I am 6'2" goin close to 275, shaved head, wearing beat up blue jeans and worn out work boots. I live in Knoxville Tennesse you would figure this would come as no surprise to them.

I want to know when the south become so overrun by Yuppie Socialites?

SaddleSarge · 02-28-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Big ugly

So my wife and I go to the grocery this morning and while my wife was looking at her Female items, I walked over to the the magazine rack and was flipping throught the pages of American Handloader, when this Yuppie Blueblood Socialite who looked like she was bottle fed from a sour pickle called me a "A Typical Gun Toteing Redneck"

Now I am 6'2" goin close to 275, shaved head, wearing beat up blue jeans and worn out work boots. I live in Knoxville Tennesse you would figure this would come as no surprise to them.

I want to know when the south become so overrun by Yuppie Socialites?

Geezo, can't someone give ya' a fickin' compliment?

Lori Mick · 02-28-2009, 11:34 AM

I think they're brought up to be nasty.

I get insulted by some people at work because I'm for the 2nd Amendment... it just amazes me ....

ponycar17 · 02-28-2009, 11:37 AM

I'm afraid at how I would have responded but it would have offended him or her more than they did me...

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Originally Posted by SaddleSarge

Geezo, can't someone give ya' a fickin' compliment?

That sounds about right Sarge.

jacksonco · 02-28-2009, 11:48 AM

Perhaps she was hitting on you. It could have been a flirtting attempt to break the ice. Then again you could be a typical gun totting red neck. I know I am, Ha Ha Ha

delta13soultaker · 02-28-2009, 12:05 PM

It's been my experience that liberals are bitter people with lack of emotional regulation.

They often take you a'back for a moment, and upon reflective pause their words or behavior seem to be illogical...it's because their behavior or words were emotional.

Liberals are vengeful and spiteful. A different opinion is all it takes to provoke them, because they do not posses the full capacity to regulate their emotions from thoughts as a normal adult does.

Big Ugly, your presence next to that liberal while reading a magazine that opposed her views was more than her immature personality could regulate, so she struck out at you. Not your fault; She just isn't a fully developed person.

bcj1755 · 02-28-2009, 12:12 PM

I would have smiled and thanked her

ponycar17 · 02-28-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bcj1755

I would have smiled and thanked her

That's probably the best, and funniest tactic to make her blood boil.

delta13soultaker · 02-28-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ponycar17

That's probably the best, and funniest tactic to make her blood boil.

Yep. Kill them with kindness.

Marlin · 02-28-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bcj1755

I would have smiled and thanked her

I agree but would go one step further:

"Thank you for the COMPLEMENT !!!!!!! Delighted you noticed !!!!!"

Terry_P · 02-28-2009, 01:14 PM

I would have told her the only part of her statement that upsets me is the word typical as I am an very exceptional gun toting redneck.

Terry_P · 02-28-2009, 01:18 PM

I would have told her the only part of her statement that upsets me is the word typical as I am an very exceptional gun toting redneck.

I'm starting to think Rush's strategy is a good one and we should start telling the libs how cruel they are.

artabr · 02-28-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bcj1755

I would have smiled and thanked her

I would have thanked her in my best Curly Joe/Stooge voice. nuk nuk nuk!
Hangs em up every time.

Art

meatguy · 02-28-2009, 01:50 PM

hey big ugly, I am proud to be a gun toting redneck , because we rednecks seem to have a built-in common sense mode that others do not have. What you do not have here-in lies the temptation to judge.

pinecone70 · 02-28-2009, 02:59 PM

People don't know when to keep their mouths shut. If anyone says anything to me, I'm prepared to politely say, "Thank you for telling me what you really think" with my usual big smile. Oddly, I haven't had any comments while reading Guns & Ammo while I grocery shop!

A friend of mine was smoking outside of a pizza buffet and was approached by a woman who openly criticized him, saying it was bad for his health. He turned to her and said she's overweight and it's bad for her health to go into the pizza buffet! Sometimes people just push things too far, but then when you throw it back at them they are kind of shocked.

Lori Mick · 02-28-2009, 03:09 PM

just like a liberal....they love to dish it out but they can't handle being criticized....

358 winchester · 02-28-2009, 03:17 PM

I can't tell you what I would have done or said but here is a hint.

Craiglylesa1 · 02-28-2009, 05:47 PM

What would your better half have done if she heard that?

Big ugly · 02-28-2009, 05:54 PM

Well my wife is of German/Italian heritage, I told her about it and she snickered and said that was why she married me. She also blew the old bat a kiss and give her that sexy smokey eued look that got us together right befor she told her she was an uptight self important prune woh was "physically unable to get off, and needed to go buy a toy"

Sorry for the typos, I am one of those people who cannont seem to find all the key in the right order without actually looking at them lol.

B 'n B · 02-28-2009, 09:53 PM

Tell her that because you love Jesus you forgive her. I've found putting Christianity into the equation pushes them completely over the edge......

The yuppie elitists have moved to the rural parts of California from L.A and San Fransisco and destroyed our culture. It used to be a place for genuine self reliant people.

armedandsafe · 02-28-2009, 10:20 PM

Had a kid on my bus who was getting into fights because a particular fellow would pick on him and call him and his family names. I counsled him some on how to handle such insulters without resorting to slugging them.

He reported back to me that it worked. He gathered a couple of his friends and the next time the bully sniped at him they all pointed and laughed. In a couple of days it got to the point where even the bully's friends were laughing at him.

Laughter is a great weapon. At the grocery store against a snoot, you don't even need to have any backup, they way you do in middle school.

Pops

1shot1k · 02-28-2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Big ugly

So my wife and I go to the grocery this morning and while my wife was looking at her Female items, I walked over to the the magazine rack and was flipping throught the pages of American Handloader, when this Yuppie Blueblood Socialite who looked like she was bottle fed from a sour pickle called me a "A Typical Gun Toteing Redneck"

Now I am 6'2" goin close to 275, shaved head, wearing beat up blue jeans and worn out work boots. I live in Knoxville Tennesse you would figure this would come as no surprise to them.

I want to know when the south become so overrun by Yuppie Socialites?

Well...I wanna know when the south become so overrun with "Shaved Head Redknecks..."

I think they are all right.."Why Thank You" or LAughter polite woul dhave been best...

course my wife and all have always acused me of being too quick ( usually the wrong way )...

I would have said " your so nosey to notice what Im reading...Im glad I wasnt reading "Bride Weekly" or I guess youda wanted a proposal..?....

hang in there....

Big ugly · 02-28-2009, 10:40 PM

I shaved my head cause i'm goin bald at 31. I figured why fight it just embrace the fact that I am gonna look like a white bowling ball with ears. I figured bowling ball was better that what my wife calls it, you that certain part of the male anatomy. She is so harsh, I guess that was why I married her.

1shot1k · 02-28-2009, 10:54 PM

10-4 on balding in 30's......all my family cept me bald by 35...and I do have spot in back make good landing pad for gunship.....

hope u were not offended by humor attempt.......

cause if u was........well...well....then ur just a gun tottin
redneck like me I guess...

regards,
1shot

94z07 · 02-28-2009, 10:59 PM

Smug Prius drivers are begging normal people to validate their life choices in similar cries for attention.

What the liberal wants isn't freedom to live as they wish but rather they want your approval of their accomplishments and choices.

She was really screaming "validate me! notice me! love me!" when she spoke to you.

This need comes from their knowing deep down that it is they who are inferior. But if they can convince enough people to pretend to see the clothes the Emperor can walk naked and the liberals can feel some justification for their smugness.

02-28-2009, 10:58 AM	#1
Big ugly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Knoxville Tennessee Contributor Posts: 2,603	Gun toteing Redneck!!! So my wife and I go to the grocery this morning and while my wife was looking at her Female items, I walked over to the the magazine rack and was flipping throught the pages of American Handloader, when this Yuppie Blueblood Socialite who looked like she was bottle fed from a sour pickle called me a "A Typical Gun Toteing Redneck" Now I am 6'2" goin close to 275, shaved head, wearing beat up blue jeans and worn out work boots. I live in Knoxville Tennesse you would figure this would come as no surprise to them. I want to know when the south become so overrun by Yuppie Socialites? -->

02-28-2009, 11:34 AM	#3
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! I think they're brought up to be nasty. I get insulted by some people at work because I'm for the 2nd Amendment... it just amazes me .... __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

02-28-2009, 11:48 AM	#5
jacksonco Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jackson County West Virginia Posts: 2,237	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! Perhaps she was hitting on you. It could have been a flirtting attempt to break the ice. Then again you could be a typical gun totting red neck. I know I am, Ha Ha Ha

02-28-2009, 12:05 PM	#6
delta13soultaker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Depends on Uncle Sam's whim every 3 yrs. Posts: 2,948	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! It's been my experience that liberals are bitter people with lack of emotional regulation. They often take you a'back for a moment, and upon reflective pause their words or behavior seem to be illogical...it's because their behavior or words were emotional. Liberals are vengeful and spiteful. A different opinion is all it takes to provoke them, because they do not posses the full capacity to regulate their emotions from thoughts as a normal adult does. Big Ugly, your presence next to that liberal while reading a magazine that opposed her views was more than her immature personality could regulate, so she struck out at you. Not your fault; She just isn't a fully developed person. __________________ Never say die! "A nation who forgets its defenders is soon forgotten itself." "A good shot must necessarily be a good man since the essence of good marksmanship is self-control and self-control is the essential quality of a good man." – Theodore Roosevelt

02-28-2009, 12:12 PM	#7
bcj1755 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villiany Posts: 4,357	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! I would have smiled and thanked her __________________ History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - Cicero If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams

02-28-2009, 01:14 PM	#11
Terry_P Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NH Posts: 2,513	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! I would have told her the only part of her statement that upsets me is the word typical as I am an very exceptional gun toting redneck. __________________ NRA and NAHC Life "Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms." -Aristotle

02-28-2009, 01:18 PM	#12
Terry_P Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NH Posts: 2,513	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! I would have told her the only part of her statement that upsets me is the word typical as I am an very exceptional gun toting redneck. I'm starting to think Rush's strategy is a good one and we should start telling the libs how cruel they are. __________________ NRA and NAHC Life "Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms." -Aristotle

02-28-2009, 01:50 PM	#14
meatguy V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: oklahoma Posts: 134	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! hey big ugly, I am proud to be a gun toting redneck , because we rednecks seem to have a built-in common sense mode that others do not have. What you do not have here-in lies the temptation to judge.

02-28-2009, 02:59 PM	#15
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! People don't know when to keep their mouths shut. If anyone says anything to me, I'm prepared to politely say, "Thank you for telling me what you really think" with my usual big smile. Oddly, I haven't had any comments while reading Guns & Ammo while I grocery shop! A friend of mine was smoking outside of a pizza buffet and was approached by a woman who openly criticized him, saying it was bad for his health. He turned to her and said she's overweight and it's bad for her health to go into the pizza buffet! Sometimes people just push things too far, but then when you throw it back at them they are kind of shocked. __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

02-28-2009, 03:09 PM	#16
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! just like a liberal....they love to dish it out but they can't handle being criticized.... __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

02-28-2009, 03:17 PM	#17
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! I can't tell you what I would have done or said but here is a hint. Attached Images __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

02-28-2009, 05:47 PM	#18
Craiglylesa1 Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Goose Creek, Sc Posts: 17	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! What would your better half have done if she heard that?

02-28-2009, 05:54 PM	#19
Big ugly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Knoxville Tennessee Contributor Posts: 2,603	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! Well my wife is of German/Italian heritage, I told her about it and she snickered and said that was why she married me. She also blew the old bat a kiss and give her that sexy smokey eued look that got us together right befor she told her she was an uptight self important prune woh was "physically unable to get off, and needed to go buy a toy" Sorry for the typos, I am one of those people who cannont seem to find all the key in the right order without actually looking at them lol. Last edited by Big ugly; 02-28-2009 at 05:56 PM..

02-28-2009, 09:53 PM	#20
B 'n B Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 33	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! Tell her that because you love Jesus you forgive her. I've found putting Christianity into the equation pushes them completely over the edge...... The yuppie elitists have moved to the rural parts of California from L.A and San Fransisco and destroyed our culture. It used to be a place for genuine self reliant people. __________________ Visit the Burro Board! http://burroboard.proboards84.com/index.cgi#general Last edited by B 'n B; 02-28-2009 at 09:57 PM..

02-28-2009, 10:20 PM	#21
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! Had a kid on my bus who was getting into fights because a particular fellow would pick on him and call him and his family names. I counsled him some on how to handle such insulters without resorting to slugging them. He reported back to me that it worked. He gathered a couple of his friends and the next time the bully sniped at him they all pointed and laughed. In a couple of days it got to the point where even the bully's friends were laughing at him. Laughter is a great weapon. At the grocery store against a snoot, you don't even need to have any backup, they way you do in middle school. Pops

02-28-2009, 10:40 PM	#23
Big ugly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Knoxville Tennessee Contributor Posts: 2,603	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! I shaved my head cause i'm goin bald at 31. I figured why fight it just embrace the fact that I am gonna look like a white bowling ball with ears. I figured bowling ball was better that what my wife calls it, you that certain part of the male anatomy. She is so harsh, I guess that was why I married her.

02-28-2009, 10:54 PM	#24
1shot1k Former Guest Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 904	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! 10-4 on balding in 30's......all my family cept me bald by 35...and I do have spot in back make good landing pad for gunship..... hope u were not offended by humor attempt....... cause if u was........well...well....then ur just a gun tottin redneck like me I guess... regards, 1shot

02-28-2009, 10:59 PM	#25
94z07 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 337	Re: Gun toteing Redneck!!! Smug Prius drivers are begging normal people to validate their life choices in similar cries for attention. What the liberal wants isn't freedom to live as they wish but rather they want your approval of their accomplishments and choices. She was really screaming "validate me! notice me! love me!" when she spoke to you. This need comes from their knowing deep down that it is they who are inferior. But if they can convince enough people to pretend to see the clothes the Emperor can walk naked and the liberals can feel some justification for their smugness.