Best Blonde Joke Ever - The Firearms Forum

SouthernMoss · 04-22-2003, 08:13 PM

Can't take credit for this one; Plano asked me to post it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:

"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""?
The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"?
She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES".
She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm – wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"

The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the h*ll did you arrive at this answer?"

Click here for the blonde's response (make sure your sound is on!)

tuckerd1 · 04-23-2003, 09:06 AM

DA T DA DA! NOW AIN"T THAT NICE!!! (redneck version of"Well isn't that nice") HEE HEE!!

ibtrukn · 04-23-2003, 09:10 AM

dum thing dont werk gess i'll never no

inplanotx · 04-23-2003, 09:44 AM

IB, u got the windose media player loaded on ur puter? Dis should be all u need ifn u got a sound card and speakers. Its a free download from the microsoft.com web site.

SouthernMoss · 04-23-2003, 10:40 AM

IB's got that crazy AO-H*ll. No telling what kind of hoops they make him jump through to listen to sounds.

Too bad, IB. It was a really funny joke, too.

ibtrukn · 04-23-2003, 01:41 PM

Well i got sound, but I gess its like brand x, makes noises but dont say anything

04-22-2003, 08:13 PM	#1
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Best Blonde Joke Ever Can't take credit for this one; Plano asked me to post it. ~~~~~~~~ A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: "How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""? The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One". The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates. The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"? She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know". Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES". She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm – wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?" After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two" The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the h*ll did you arrive at this answer?" Click here for the blonde's response (make sure your sound is on!) -->

04-23-2003, 09:06 AM	#2
tuckerd1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Paint Rock Valley, Alabama Posts: 3,147	DA T DA DA! NOW AIN"T THAT NICE!!! (redneck version of"Well isn't that nice") HEE HEE!! __________________ You can call Don, You can call me Tuck, Just don't call me late for suppa! Last edited by tuckerd1; 04-23-2003 at 09:08 AM..

04-23-2003, 09:10 AM	#3
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	dum thing dont werk gess i'll never no

04-23-2003, 09:44 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	IB, u got the windose media player loaded on ur puter? Dis should be all u need ifn u got a sound card and speakers. Its a free download from the microsoft.com web site.

04-23-2003, 10:40 AM	#5
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	IB's got that crazy AO-H*ll. No telling what kind of hoops they make him jump through to listen to sounds. Too bad, IB. It was a really funny joke, too.

04-23-2003, 01:41 PM	#6
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	Well i got sound, but I gess its like brand x, makes noises but dont say anything