OH Heck....Lets Offend Everybody - The Firearms Forum

dons2346 · 05-03-2010, 05:49 PM

OH Heck !!...... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans

on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States

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gaowlpoop · 05-05-2010, 03:59 PM

I love it......................

wpage · 05-05-2010, 04:42 PM

More please

Pixcutter · 05-12-2010, 04:16 AM

"Y'all ain't gonna belive this..." Only in America, thank God.

Old Grump · 05-12-2010, 03:02 PM

You forgot to offend us Bohunks, we are offended at the lack of recognition.

Kieran McCaig · 05-12-2010, 03:14 PM

Whats Irish foreplay?

A. a brick and a bottle of wiskey.
My mom hates that joke.

red14 · 05-12-2010, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kieran McCaig

Whats Irish foreplay?

A. a brick and a bottle of wiskey.
My mom hates that joke.

Ha ha ha ha ha, that was funny.

I thought it was:

"Woman, brace yourself"

blackcat_attilio · 05-12-2010, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dons2346

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

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THAT IS TRUE !!!!!!

That is the way because on a shipwreck we survive: talking we can reach the beach!

Crpdeth · 05-22-2010, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Grump

You forgot to offend us Bohunks, we are offended at the lack of recognition.

Job well done, then?

Crpdeth

05-03-2010, 05:49 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,432	OH Heck....Lets Offend Everybody OH Heck !!...... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!! Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ? A. A different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment. Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States ___________________________________________________________ __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

05-05-2010, 03:59 PM	#2
gaowlpoop V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Middle Georgia Posts: 162	Re: OH Heck....Lets Offend Everybody I love it...................... __________________ Steven The "news media" has ceased being the watch dog of the people and has become the apologist for an irresponsible government.

05-05-2010, 04:42 PM	#3
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: OH Heck....Lets Offend Everybody More please __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W

05-12-2010, 04:16 AM	#4
Pixcutter Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 42	Re: OH Heck....Lets Offend Everybody "Y'all ain't gonna belive this..." Only in America, thank God. __________________ "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors...and miss!" Robert A. Heinlein "You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once." Robert A. Heinlein *GET OUT AND VOTE AND TAKE SOMEONE WITH YOU!*

05-12-2010, 03:02 PM	#5
Old Grump Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin Posts: 2,320	Re: OH Heck....Lets Offend Everybody You forgot to offend us Bohunks, we are offended at the lack of recognition. __________________ "When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil."~~- Thomas Jefferson Roman Catholic, Life Member of American Legion, VFW, Wisconsin Libertarian party, Wi-FORCE, WGO, NRA, JPFO, GOA, SAFand CCRKBA

05-12-2010, 03:14 PM	#6
Kieran McCaig Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: canada Posts: 1,469	Re: OH Heck....Lets Offend Everybody Whats Irish foreplay? A. a brick and a bottle of wiskey. My mom hates that joke. __________________ My 2 cents worth is only.183 with exc hange.