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06-02-2009, 03:22 AM
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your momma is so....
i love your momma jokes
your momma is so black, when she gets in the car, the oil light comes on. |
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06-02-2009, 03:57 AM
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Re: your momma is so....
your momma is so black if she cuts herself she don't bleed she smokes!
your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. Your momma is so gross she invited me to dinner and when I asked what we were going to be having she put her foot on a plate and said corn!
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06-02-2009, 04:00 AM
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Re: your momma is so....
your momma is so dumb, she voted for obama....
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06-02-2009, 09:01 AM
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Re: your momma is so....
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History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - Cicero If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams |
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06-02-2009, 09:14 AM
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Re: your momma is so....
Yo mamma's so fat that she's got more Chins than a Chinese Phonebook...
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06-02-2009, 09:44 PM
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Re: your momma is so....
Your momma's so poor, burglars broke in and LEFT money
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1938 Mosin Nagant 91/30 H. Schmidt 22 revolver Heritage Rough Rider .22 revolver Marlin 25 .22 rifle NEF Pardner 12ga shotgun Winchester 1200 12ga shotgun CVA Buckhorn .50 muzzleloader "A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher knife...or a harpoon, or......an alligator!" -Homer Simpson "Don't push it under the rug, don't forget it, because it's going to happen again." -Josephine Harris, 9/11 survivor |
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06-02-2009, 09:59 PM
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Re: your momma is so....
Ok, I'll join in...
Your momma's so old, when God said , "Let there be light" she was there to flip the switch. Your momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. Your momma's so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a burning cigarette, and she yelled at me for turning off the heat.
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History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - Cicero If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams |
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06-02-2009, 10:18 PM
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Re: your momma is so....
your momma is so fat she stepped on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
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