FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|03-20-2009, 10:32 PM||#1|
Advanced Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Owyhee County, Idaho
A democrat for five minutes....
A Democrat for Five Minutes
I was driving from Wheeler to Colfax the other day
when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to
the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in Ford Explorer with union decals all over it.
He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
" Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another grubby looking guy in a Chevy pickup with a bent front wheel stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, " Republican." The driver gave me the
finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
"Democrat!" I shouted..
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.
|03-21-2009, 12:50 AM||#3|
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Grand Prairie, TX
Re: A democrat for five minutes....
"Government's view on the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it"
“The United States leads the world in too many areas for us to start imitating those who are trailing behind.”