Not only doctors can be wrong! - The Firearms Forum

jjmitchell60 · 01-27-2010, 08:46 PM

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought........ But you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was a Fart......... .............. But I was wrong, too!"

Insulation Tim · 01-27-2010, 08:58 PM

Bravo

Popeye · 01-28-2010, 10:38 PM

Never trust a lumpy fart!

armedandsafe · 01-28-2010, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Popeye

Never trust a lumpy fart!

That sounds like the voice of experience, there.

Pops

Popeye · 01-28-2010, 11:36 PM

Could be. Could be.

red14 · 01-28-2010, 11:56 PM

3 things when you get old;

never trust a fart,
never pass a bathroom.
I can't say the last one, it's a family forum.

killbuck · 01-29-2010, 07:56 AM

ROFLMAO

Zane71464 · 01-29-2010, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red14

3 things when you get old;

never trust a fart,
never pass a bathroom.
I can't say the last one, it's a family forum.

LOL Red, its a scarry thing it is, it is...(i can relate to that!)

01-27-2010, 08:46 PM	#1
jjmitchell60 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raised in Buzzard Roost near Frog Town in hillls of Kentucky Contributor Posts: 1,474	Not only doctors can be wrong! Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought........ But you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was a Fart......... .............. But I was wrong, too!" __________________ Oath Keepers NOT ON OUR WATCH www.oathkeepers.org 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes Duty... Thomas Jefferson -->

01-27-2010, 08:58 PM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,316	Re: Not only doctors can be wrong! Bravo __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

01-28-2010, 10:38 PM	#3
Popeye V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sacramento area, CA Posts: 319	Re: Not only doctors can be wrong! Never trust a lumpy fart! __________________ We, as a nation, have become fatified, lazified and stupefied.

01-28-2010, 11:36 PM	#5
Popeye V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sacramento area, CA Posts: 319	Re: Not only doctors can be wrong! Could be. Could be. __________________ We, as a nation, have become fatified, lazified and stupefied.

01-28-2010, 11:56 PM	#6
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,916	Re: Not only doctors can be wrong! 3 things when you get old; never trust a fart, never pass a bathroom. I can't say the last one, it's a family forum. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.

01-29-2010, 07:56 AM	#7
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	Re: Not only doctors can be wrong! ROFLMAO