Is it possible ? - The Firearms Forum

358 winchester · 07-01-2009, 05:47 AM

My mind has been working all night long and I have been wondering !
If a mouse trap was to be placed in the wifes undies drawer and set would we survive the incident or would she become a widow?

If a live non-poisonous snake was put in the wife's toilet bowl and the lid lowered would we survive the incident , we could swear it came up the pipes!

If a dead mouse was put in the cook pot so that when the wife takes it from the drawer, would we survive?

I guess I better slow down on the peanut butter, hot pepper and potted meat sandwiches, late at night they make me have strange dreams ?

SARG · 07-01-2009, 05:56 AM

You are having dangerous suicidal tendencies......... you may require medication.

carver · 07-01-2009, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 358 winchester

My mind has been working all night long and I have been wondering !
If a mouse trap was to be placed in the wifes undies drawer and set would we survive the incident or would she become a widow?

If a live non-posionus snake was put in the wife's toilet bowl and the lid lowered would we survive the incident , we could swear it came up the pipes!

If a dead mouse was put in the cook pot so that when the wife takes it from the drawer, would we survive?

I guess I better slow down on the peanut butter, hot pepper and potted meat sandwiches, late at night they make me have strange dreams ?

You like living dangerously, don't you?

artabr · 07-01-2009, 06:04 AM

Ditto to both of the above post.

Art

40CalJoe · 07-01-2009, 06:08 AM

No more Aceteomenophin for you

oscarmayer · 07-01-2009, 06:19 AM

all good ideas... i survived putting plastic ( clear) saran wrap over the toliet under the seat and heating it tight with a blow dyer. lowered the seat and it was invisable..

well the dear wife has a bladder the size of a tea cup and is good for 2 trips to the head during the night. yes it worked she also came into the bedroom and attempted to choke me but i over powered her even though i was laughing so hard i almost wet myself....for those of you brave enough to try let me know the outcome

45nut · 07-01-2009, 07:09 AM

When we were first married I tried the "fart and pull the covers over her head" routine. One swift kick to the jewels stopped that crap!

She said she didn't mean to do it, but we all know the truth.

Live dangerously if you must, but have your will ready.

ampaterry · 07-01-2009, 07:25 AM

Ron, I would not even POST that, let alone TRY any of them -

mrkirker · 07-01-2009, 07:33 AM

Hmm, the phrase "Death Wish!" comes to mind!

(You forgot 'itching powder' in the undies!)

kutaho · 07-01-2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SARG

You are having dangerous suicidal tendencies......... you may require medication.

Thats what i was thinking

Pistolenschutze · 07-01-2009, 09:23 AM

The retribution for such activities would be truly Biblical, Ron. Try Jeremiah 15:3 for a description.

358 winchester · 07-01-2009, 10:52 AM

Gee where is your sense of adventure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgmWwMheXkk

FTK87 · 07-01-2009, 05:13 PM

last night I put a rubber band around the trigger of the sprayer in the sink and waited for my wife to turn it on, I heard her cussing from across the house!

07-01-2009, 05:47 AM	#1
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Is it possible ? My mind has been working all night long and I have been wondering ! If a mouse trap was to be placed in the wifes undies drawer and set would we survive the incident or would she become a widow? If a live non-poisonous snake was put in the wife's toilet bowl and the lid lowered would we survive the incident , we could swear it came up the pipes! If a dead mouse was put in the cook pot so that when the wife takes it from the drawer, would we survive? I guess I better slow down on the peanut butter, hot pepper and potted meat sandwiches, late at night they make me have strange dreams ? __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand? --> Last edited by 358 winchester; 07-01-2009 at 10:44 AM..

07-01-2009, 05:56 AM	#2
SARG V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northeast Posts: 306	Re: Is it possible ? You are having dangerous suicidal tendencies......... you may require medication.

07-01-2009, 06:04 AM	#4
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Is it possible ? Ditto to both of the above post. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

07-01-2009, 06:08 AM	#5
40CalJoe V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In the middle Posts: 421	Re: Is it possible ? No more Aceteomenophin for you __________________ *I will give hussein obama exactly the same respect liberals gave George W Bush: NONE.*

07-01-2009, 06:19 AM	#6
oscarmayer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Contributor Posts: 2,387	Re: Is it possible ? all good ideas... i survived putting plastic ( clear) saran wrap over the toliet under the seat and heating it tight with a blow dyer. lowered the seat and it was invisable.. well the dear wife has a bladder the size of a tea cup and is good for 2 trips to the head during the night. yes it worked she also came into the bedroom and attempted to choke me but i over powered her even though i was laughing so hard i almost wet myself....for those of you brave enough to try let me know the outcome

07-01-2009, 07:09 AM	#7
45nut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,428	Re: Is it possible ? When we were first married I tried the "fart and pull the covers over her head" routine. One swift kick to the jewels stopped that crap! She said she didn't mean to do it, but we all know the truth. Live dangerously if you must, but have your will ready. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Shane Nemo me impune lacesset We recall the case of the Shoshone war band which showed up complete with one 30-30 rifle per man the week after Pearl Harbor, and simply wanted to have the enemy pointed out to them. "We hear there's a war going on and we want to go fight it." Jeff Cooper *KCCO* Last edited by 45nut; 07-01-2009 at 09:48 AM..

07-01-2009, 07:25 AM	#8
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,283	Re: Is it possible ? Ron, I would not even POST that, let alone TRY any of them - __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

07-01-2009, 07:33 AM	#9
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: Is it possible ? Hmm, the phrase "Death Wish!" comes to mind! (You forgot 'itching powder' in the undies!) __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.* Last edited by mrkirker; 07-01-2009 at 07:34 AM..

07-01-2009, 09:23 AM	#11
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Is it possible ? The retribution for such activities would be truly Biblical, Ron. Try Jeremiah 15:3 for a description. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

07-01-2009, 10:52 AM	#12
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: Is it possible ? Gee where is your sense of adventure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgmWwMheXkk Attached Images __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

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FTK87 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chouteau, Oklahoma Posts: 481	Re: Is it possible ? last night I put a rubber band around the trigger of the sprayer in the sink and waited for my wife to turn it on, I heard her cussing from across the house!