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AL MOUNT · 12-19-2009, 01:31 PM

Muscle Contractions

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture

on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"

to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject,

the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

"Do you know what your a@% hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

Lori Mick · 12-19-2009, 02:04 PM

Naughty Naughty!!! LMAO!!

berto64 · 12-19-2009, 04:50 PM

Admit it Lori, you didn't know either!lol

Lori Mick · 12-19-2009, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by berto64

Admit it Lori, you didn't know either!lol

ok ok.... I admit it!!

Nighthawk · 12-19-2009, 04:57 PM

12-19-2009, 01:31 PM	#1
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,108	OLD BUT STILL FUNNY Muscle Contractions A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your a@% hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom. __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68 -->

12-19-2009, 02:04 PM	#2
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: OLD BUT STILL FUNNY Naughty Naughty!!! LMAO!! __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

12-19-2009, 04:50 PM	#3
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Re: OLD BUT STILL FUNNY Admit it Lori, you didn't know either!lol __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

12-19-2009, 04:57 PM	#5
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: OLD BUT STILL FUNNY __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member