Gynecologist who became a mechanic - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 01-16-2007, 08:40 PM

The Gynecologist Who Became A Mechanic

It's important to have back up job skills... A gynecologist had become fed
up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned
out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said "during the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."

Marlin · 01-16-2007, 11:28 PM

ROTFLMAO !!!!!

SouthernMoss · 01-16-2007, 11:57 PM

Deputy Dawg · 01-17-2007, 02:24 PM

ROTFLMHO,

rooter · 01-18-2007, 03:54 AM

I printed this 'jewel' and passed it around to the folks....most were entertained, as was I, however this one guy took it hard and replied back in the negative. I figured this dude was suffering some related complex os I dropped him off my mailing list---sorry bastard!!!! Chief

01-16-2007, 08:40 PM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Gynecologist who became a mechanic The Gynecologist Who Became A Mechanic It's important to have back up job skills... A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said "during the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler." __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

01-16-2007, 11:28 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Gynecologist who became a mechanic ROTFLMAO !!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-16-2007, 11:57 PM	#3
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Gynecologist who became a mechanic __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

01-17-2007, 02:24 PM	#4
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Gynecologist who became a mechanic ROTFLMHO, __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

01-18-2007, 03:54 AM	#5
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,274	Re: Gynecologist who became a mechanic I printed this 'jewel' and passed it around to the folks....most were entertained, as was I, however this one guy took it hard and replied back in the negative. I figured this dude was suffering some related complex os I dropped him off my mailing list---sorry bastard!!!! Chief __________________