Re: Happy Ground Hog Day! (first cross-quarter day!)
News flash! This just 'in'!
New branch of PETA has been chartered. Yes, a new branch of the The organization long on photo opts, and short on brains, has initiated a new division for it’s older members, who, entering their ‘declining years', find it either difficult or impossible to scale fences, dig trenches, stand for long times in protest lines, or due to bladder control problems, find it difficult or ‘embarrassing’ to chain themselves to gates, doors, or animal control vehicles.
The new division will be known as Save A Groundhog, or SAG. Older members who wish to continue to carry the torch for publicity, er, , ah, , animal rights are encouraged to join.
I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.
Last edited by mrkirker; 02-02-2010 at 07:32 AM..