Polish Sausage - The Firearms Forum

JUNKKING · 06-29-2009, 07:06 PM

Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

'In what aisle could I find Polish sausage?', a man asks.

The clerk looks at the man and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the man says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

woolleyworm · 06-29-2009, 07:13 PM

LMAO

Insulation Tim · 06-29-2009, 08:26 PM

Hurrrrraaaaayyyy. Maybe this country can get back its sense of ethnic humor.

Watch Grand Torino....Eastwood slams them all !!

cycloneman · 06-29-2009, 08:37 PM

JUNKKING · 06-29-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insulation Tim

Hurrrrraaaaayyyy. Maybe this country can get back its sense of ethnic humor.

Watch Grand Torino....Eastwood slams them all !!

Excellent Movie!!

ampaterry · 06-30-2009, 08:41 AM

Nighthawk · 06-30-2009, 01:54 PM

Mr. Nameless · 06-30-2009, 08:46 PM

Itzomi · 06-30-2009, 09:39 PM

Gran Torino is good?? Sweeeet. I've been wanting to see that but hadn't heard anyone's reviews. Now I gotta!!

06-29-2009, 07:06 PM	#1
JUNKKING Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Just East of Pittsburgh PA Contributor Posts: 1,783	Polish Sausage Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days! 'In what aisle could I find Polish sausage?', a man asks. The clerk looks at the man and says, 'Are you Polish?' The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?' The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!' With deep self-righteous indignation, the man says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?' The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot." __________________ Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again! -->

06-29-2009, 07:13 PM	#2
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,883	Re: Polish Sausage LMAO __________________ . What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? -- (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens) "Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands." "I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge Blue press." .

06-29-2009, 08:26 PM	#3
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,300	Re: Polish Sausage Hurrrrraaaaayyyy. Maybe this country can get back its sense of ethnic humor. Watch Grand Torino....Eastwood slams them all !! __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

06-29-2009, 08:37 PM	#4
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06-30-2009, 09:39 PM	#9
Itzomi Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 49	Re: Polish Sausage Gran Torino is good?? Sweeeet. I've been wanting to see that but hadn't heard anyone's reviews. Now I gotta!!