Find A Blanket ............ - The Firearms Forum

JohnHenry · 11-02-2011, 08:25 PM

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.

It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

"HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
"HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
"HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
"HE paid for our house at the lake.
"HE paid for our country club membership, and "HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold."

jack404 · 11-02-2011, 08:32 PM

shoot em both , inherit the lot

sorry folks , been hangin round jihadi's too long ..

jstgsn · 11-02-2011, 09:58 PM

I'd sit down and start making a list of what he is going to do for me, the cabbie, and my new girlfriend (when I meet her) starting the next morning. And the list will go on and on.

hunter29180 · 11-03-2011, 06:08 AM

all i can think of is...BOY that piece of A@#, Sure is expensive!! and getting more expensive by the hour!!!!!

terryu1 · 11-03-2011, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by hunter29180

all i can think of is...BOY that piece of A@#, Sure is expensive!! and getting more expensive by the hour!!!!!

Alway was and always will be .. sooner or later..

venustus · 11-03-2011, 07:20 AM

Reminds me of the scene from "Taxi Driver".

geds · 11-03-2011, 09:39 AM

Just shows that there is no such thing as a free lunch (or anything else)!

reflex1 · 11-03-2011, 09:59 AM

Some of us like to have our cake and eat it toooooooo!

geds · 11-03-2011, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by reflex1

Some of us like to have our cake and eat it toooooooo!

Or tacos....

11-02-2011, 08:25 PM	#1
JohnHenry Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Livingston county, Michigan Posts: 1,221	Find A Blanket ............ A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. "HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. "HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. "HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. "HE paid for our house at the lake. "HE paid for our country club membership, and "HE even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?" The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold." __________________ Freedom .... Is Never Free ! We need Term Limits .... Send the "Professional Politicians" home . -->

11-02-2011, 08:32 PM	#2
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: Find A Blanket ............ shoot em both , inherit the lot sorry folks , been hangin round jihadi's too long ..

11-02-2011, 09:58 PM	#3
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,277	Re: Find A Blanket ............ I'd sit down and start making a list of what he is going to do for me, the cabbie, and my new girlfriend (when I meet her) starting the next morning. And the list will go on and on. __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you.

11-03-2011, 06:08 AM	#4
hunter29180 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in a motorhome where ever we park! Contributor Posts: 1,627	Re: Find A Blanket ............ all i can think of is...BOY that piece of A@#, Sure is expensive!! and getting more expensive by the hour!!!!!

11-03-2011, 07:20 AM	#6
venustus V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 138	Re: Find A Blanket ............ Reminds me of the scene from "Taxi Driver". Attached Images __________________ Dim. Last edited by venustus; 11-03-2011 at 07:27 AM..

11-03-2011, 09:39 AM	#7
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Find A Blanket ............ Just shows that there is no such thing as a free lunch (or anything else)!

11-03-2011, 09:59 AM	#8
reflex1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Contributor Posts: 464	Re: Find A Blanket ............ Some of us like to have our cake and eat it toooooooo!