Mental Health Line... - The Firearms Forum

03-03-2003, 10:23 PM

Winter11
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Mental Health Line...
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A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute:

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen cazrefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, Please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

This has been a recording. Press any number to repeat.

Always Faithful

Mithrandir
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I think I can identify with some of those!!!!!!

out..

Tac401
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How'd they get hold of my bio?

03-03-2003, 10:23 PM	#1
Guest Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Mental Health Line... Winter11 VMBB Staff Posts: 654 (2/12/02 1:30:08 pm) \| Del All Mental Health Line... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute: "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen cazrefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self esteem, Please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. This has been a recording. Press any number to repeat. Always Faithful Mithrandir V.I.P. Member Posts: 209 (2/13/02 9:49:43 am) \| Del Re: Mental Health Line... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think I can identify with some of those!!!!!! out.. Tac401 Administrator Posts: 1771 (2/13/02 10:15:37 am) \| Del ezSupporter Re: Mental Health Line... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How'd they get hold of my bio? -->