YANKIN' HIS CHAIN!!!! - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 01-20-2005, 06:28 AM

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing
is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided You'll be expected to escort her
on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're BS'n me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." CHIEF

Marlin · 01-20-2005, 08:57 AM

That's a DANDY one, Chief. I'm sure he could use the pot of gold, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SouthernMoss · 01-20-2005, 10:33 AM

01-20-2005, 06:28 AM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,267	YANKIN' HIS CHAIN!!!! A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're BS'n me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." CHIEF __________________ -->

01-20-2005, 08:57 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: YANKIN' HIS CHAIN!!!! That's a DANDY one, Chief. I'm sure he could use the pot of gold, too!!!!!!!!!!!!! . Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-20-2005, 10:33 AM	#3
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: YANKIN' HIS CHAIN!!!! __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony