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06-20-2009, 04:44 PM
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Dry Cleaners...
A frantic young woman rushed into Abe's Able Dry Cleaners and said to the man behind the counter, "Listen, I've got a terrible problem. I spilled ketchup on this dress, and I need it cleaned in two hours. Can you do it?"
"Sure," said the owner, "but tell me, why is there a hamburger emblem on the dress?" "Well, you see," she replied, "a fast-food chain elected me Burger Queen of 2009. I have to wear that dress at my crowning ceremony in two hours. That's why I'm in a rush. Can you deliver it to me, Michelle Getty, at this address?" She handed him a card. "OK, I'll take care of it," he said. As soon as the young woman left, Abe went to work on the dress. In an hour and a half, he was finished. As he was going out the door, one of his employees stopped him and asked how to clean a certain fabric. "I can't talk now," Abe shouted. "I have to deliver the Getty's burger dress."
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Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... |
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06-20-2009, 04:48 PM
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Re: Dry Cleaners...
C'mon glock I have seen you do better!
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06-20-2009, 05:06 PM
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Re: Dry Cleaners...
Wow, that was a long way for that one.
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06-20-2009, 09:10 PM
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Re: Dry Cleaners...
Ouch.
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06-20-2009, 10:57 PM
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Re: Dry Cleaners...
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My intent was to roll some eyes....  mike gn
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Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... |
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06-20-2009, 11:24 PM
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Re: Dry Cleaners...
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06-21-2009, 06:12 AM
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Re: Dry Cleaners...
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06-21-2009, 03:09 PM
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Re: Dry Cleaners...
badabing!
 
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06-21-2009, 03:14 PM
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Re: Dry Cleaners...
*bmp/bmp/psh*
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