Kerry's Bullshirt! - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 02-14-2004, 12:56 AM

Are you folks as tired of Kerry's line of BS as I am?

The sob nursed at the socialist tit of Hanoi Jane after he finagled an early discharge for the Navy and became involved with Vets against the war.

Now he's a %#$!!!@$# war hero?

I tell you one thing, Navy Lts got Silver Stars for doing a lot less than some damn brave soldiers I knew.

berto

rooter · 02-14-2004, 04:04 AM

Bert, I've been getting ****-loads of mail against the Senator and most of it is documented, at least more so than that which is being circulating about the President. Can't understand the media though---seems as if they pit every story that is told about Kerry with the rightous and those about the President as being sinful. Perhaps my long term understanding of right/wrong has become clouded and the 'new breed' have their own terms. God willing it doesn't happen but maybe, just maybe, we need another full blown catastrophe like nine eleven to get everyone on the same page again. Chief

rooter · 02-15-2004, 05:42 AM

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
Amarillo Theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned
but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there
I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the cowboy just
groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with
no success.
Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the
situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

With pain in his voice Sam replied,. . . . . . "The balcony. "

berto64 · 02-16-2004, 02:53 PM

I remember when & if a theater had a balcony that's where the sweethearts "watched the show" or it was the designated smoking area in the theater.

The "Cavern Theater" in my home town of Carlsbad, NM. even had a "Crying Booth" for folks with unhappy infants. That way the crying would not bother the audience and the parents could still try and enjoy the movie.

Got to "first base" in that balconey for the first time.

berto

02-14-2004, 12:56 AM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,394	Kerry's Bullshirt! Are you folks as tired of Kerry's line of BS as I am? The sob nursed at the socialist tit of Hanoi Jane after he finagled an early discharge for the Navy and became involved with Vets against the war. Now he's a %#$!!!@$# war hero? I tell you one thing, Navy Lts got Silver Stars for doing a lot less than some damn brave soldiers I knew. berto __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

02-14-2004, 04:04 AM	#2
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,339	Bert, I've been getting ****-loads of mail against the Senator and most of it is documented, at least more so than that which is being circulating about the President. Can't understand the media though---seems as if they pit every story that is told about Kerry with the rightous and those about the President as being sinful. Perhaps my long term understanding of right/wrong has become clouded and the 'new breed' have their own terms. God willing it doesn't happen but maybe, just maybe, we need another full blown catastrophe like nine eleven to get everyone on the same page again. Chief __________________

02-15-2004, 05:42 AM	#3
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,339	GERONIMO!!!!!! A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger. With pain in his voice Sam replied,. . . . . . "The balcony. " __________________

02-16-2004, 02:53 PM	#4
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,394	I remember when & if a theater had a balcony that's where the sweethearts "watched the show" or it was the designated smoking area in the theater. The "Cavern Theater" in my home town of Carlsbad, NM. even had a "Crying Booth" for folks with unhappy infants. That way the crying would not bother the audience and the parents could still try and enjoy the movie. Got to "first base" in that balconey for the first time. berto __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.