FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|07-23-2008, 11:45 AM||#1|
*VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix.
A CAT BY ANY OTHER NAME......
Just too funny not to send on--------
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our
door. She was a sorry sight Starving, dirty, smelled
terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt
sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her
to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we
named her 'Pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said
he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't
forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet
that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat,
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet
calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls
the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other
and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband
getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his
doctor, who is loc ated in th e same building, next door
to the vet.
The MD's waiting room and office were full of people
waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the
vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice
said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We
washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose.
Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only
knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
|07-23-2008, 11:55 AM||#2|
Advanced Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Re: A CAT BY ANY OTHER NAME......
"Don't get mad, just get even."
--Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)