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Old 06-26-2009, 03:49 AM   #1
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)



The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
Of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
Yelled, 'Oh my God! They're butt-holes!


The teacher had to leave the room!


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Old 06-26-2009, 08:48 PM   #3
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:39 PM   #4
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:18 AM   #5
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:44 PM   #7
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Reminds me of a story -

Which I will not tell.

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