TSA AIRPORT SCREENING RESULTS - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 01-05-2011, 02:49 PM

Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

jack404 · 01-05-2011, 04:15 PM

you forgot they also had 8 shotgun weddings , heard your southern folks say touching like that is a sign of a engagement , that right ?? red neck weddings ??

Big ugly · 01-05-2011, 06:23 PM

Well so far I havent heard about any Missing TSA agents, so either there has been some shotgun weddings or the government is keeping HUSH HUSH about their missing TSA Screeners.

The wife's sister got felt up in front of her husband, They almost missed their flight cause he asked the TSA Screener if he liked what he felt. He filed a complaint but I doubt if it will go through.

Her sister is a well endowed little lady in the form of somewhat large love pillows in the form of a FF cup ( I think, I have never asked) and she is only 5ft tall. From what I was told by the oldest nephew the feller actually cupped and Lifted said floatation devices with a Grin.

Come to think about it, Mabbe workin for the government in the form of TSA wouldnt be a bad gig at all. Say for a single strapping young 20 something.

cycloneman · 01-05-2011, 07:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZM4Bpt3xZU

01-05-2011, 02:49 PM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,271	TSA AIRPORT SCREENING RESULTS Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 __________________ -->

01-05-2011, 04:15 PM	#2
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: TSA AIRPORT SCREENING RESULTS you forgot they also had 8 shotgun weddings , heard your southern folks say touching like that is a sign of a engagement , that right ?? red neck weddings ??

01-05-2011, 06:23 PM	#3
Big ugly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Knoxville Tennessee Contributor Posts: 2,603	Re: TSA AIRPORT SCREENING RESULTS Well so far I havent heard about any Missing TSA agents, so either there has been some shotgun weddings or the government is keeping HUSH HUSH about their missing TSA Screeners. The wife's sister got felt up in front of her husband, They almost missed their flight cause he asked the TSA Screener if he liked what he felt. He filed a complaint but I doubt if it will go through. Her sister is a well endowed little lady in the form of somewhat large love pillows in the form of a FF cup ( I think, I have never asked) and she is only 5ft tall. From what I was told by the oldest nephew the feller actually cupped and Lifted said floatation devices with a Grin. Come to think about it, Mabbe workin for the government in the form of TSA wouldnt be a bad gig at all. Say for a single strapping young 20 something. __________________ "You say the Devil made do it with a smile. Raisin' hell and howlin at the moon. Well I'm gonna put your @$$ back in line. I'm gonna scare the Devil out of you." BlackBerry Smoke Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R513dA4peMg Nothing is "proof" against a truly talented fool. Swanshot

01-05-2011, 07:13 PM	#4
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,406	Re: TSA AIRPORT SCREENING RESULTS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZM4Bpt3xZU __________________ Who are you going to serve today?