Work VS Pleasure - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 01-19-2008, 12:14 PM

The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about
to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company
Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he
decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had
been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of
sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and
how much of it was 'pleasure?'

The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure,
depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge
of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

With no hesitiation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

Well, Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the officers
would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

Pistolenschutze · 01-19-2008, 01:00 PM

And that PFC is now stationed where, Berto? On Attu or Kiska in the Aleutians perhaps, or is he acting as an IED disposal technician in Iraq?

01-19-2008, 12:14 PM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,385	Work VS Pleasure The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?' The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? With no hesitiation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? Well, Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

01-19-2008, 01:00 PM	#2
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Work VS Pleasure And that PFC is now stationed where, Berto? On Attu or Kiska in the Aleutians perhaps, or is he acting as an IED disposal technician in Iraq? __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)