YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN
You frequent the community swimming pool in the back of uncle Bubba’s truck.
You repeat you intensions to add emphasis to the seriousness of the situation at hand.
You have unique Holliday customs.
You don’t let nature, and iron oxidation interfere with your unique life style.
You don’t let your poor financial portfolio interfere with your luxurious life style.
You have the finest High Tech low budget security systems known to man.
The only crack you can find in your community, is at “Betty Lew’s Dinner“.
You have a visit from your kin folk, in their motorhome, and 5 yrs. later their still there.
Your uncle Bubba’s grandson “Bubba III”, his big sister, and Bubba’s favorite hound dawg.
Your local LEO’s Homeland Security grant to upgrade electronics for 21st Century Po-licin.
You can’t afford eye glasses, so you get bigger game pieces.
And last but not least, You know when your living in Red Neck Country, when your leader don’t “EVEN” have a friggen clue.